Posted on 08/21/2015 5:58:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Today is Bill Clinton's birthday. Hillary sent Bill an e-birthday card and out of habit she immediately deleted it. ~ Conan
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Today, Hillary Clinton released an ad that emphasized her humble economic background. In the ad she says, "Just 15 years ago, my family and I were evicted from our house." ~ Conan
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Jeb Bush cheated on his diet and had a fried Snickers bar, pork on a stick, and a beer. Jeb Bush said he ate it so at least he could see some of his numbers go up. ~ Conan
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There are reports that if Joe Biden runs for president, he would promise to serve for only one term — because nothing says confidence like promising your presidency would be over quickly. ~ Fallon
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This weekend many of the Republican candidates said they used a fit bit. In fact, Jeb Bush uses his to see how much distance he can put between himself and his last name. ~ Conan
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According to a new report, the word that Donald Trump said most often in last week’s debate was “I'm.” The word he says the least: “Sorry.” ~ Fallon
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New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said today that Hillary Clinton's arrogance is “breathtaking.” Of course, he also said the same thing about a flight of stairs.
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Donald Trump’s new policy paper would not give automatic citizenship to children born in America if they have foreign parents. Said Trump, “It’s nothing personal, Sasha and Malia.” ~ Meyers
Tidy Bowl Operation
- Hillary’s dump of emails is so big, we need a plunger.
- Those who said Hillary didn’t give a crap about national security were dead wrong.
- Hillary on the server controversy: “I ain’t no ways turd!”
- Code name for her server wipe: Ty-D-Bol.
- Just wiping the server [is now] bathroom humor.
- Now that her server’s been found in a bathroom, when Hillary says she’s getting to the bottom of this, it takes on a whole new meaning.
- And you have to wonder, if the American people won’t take this standing up or sitting down.
- Given the latest news on Hillary’s server in a bathroom, her campaign’s now officially circling the drain.
- Reports are that Mrs. Clinton’s server was wiped multiple times a day, and a bidet was also used for good measure.
- When asked about Hillary’s email scandal, Bill Clinton candidly confessed: “Ain’t no way to polish this turd. … I have never seen Hillary so pi–ed off in my life before.”
- "Now that her server's been found in a bathroom, when Hillary says she's getting to the bottom of this, it takes on a whole new meaning."
- Why would Hillary hide her email server in the bathroom? Depends.
- You have to wonder. The American people won't take this standing up or sitting down.
- Given the latest news on Hillary's server in the bathroom her campaign's now officially circling the drain.
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