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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 08/21/2015 5:58:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/21/2015 6:19:38 AM PDT
by
upchuck
(Drinking buddies and BFFs: Satan, nobama and the AntiChrist.)
To: Lucky9teen
"So what could I do but test drive an orange pantsuit"
To: left that other site
Just made it into the Top Twenty. :-)
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posted on
08/21/2015 6:20:24 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: IM2MAD
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posted on
08/21/2015 6:21:12 AM PDT
by
PROCON
(FReeping on CRUZ Control)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/21/2015 6:21:39 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/21/2015 6:21:49 AM PDT
by
the_boy_who_got_lost
(Need a laugh? ThingsITrustMoreThanHillary.com)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/21/2015 6:22:46 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
To: Liberty Valance
Based on the ingredients listed, taking that might result in your last night. :)
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posted on
08/21/2015 6:24:13 AM PDT
by
upchuck
(Drinking buddies and BFFs: Satan, nobama and the AntiChrist.)
To: Liberty Valance
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posted on
08/21/2015 6:27:59 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(A Ted Cruz Happy Warrior! GO TED!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/21/2015 6:28:02 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
To: Liberty Valance; Lazamataz
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posted on
08/21/2015 6:28:56 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(A Ted Cruz Happy Warrior! GO TED!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/21/2015 6:35:31 AM PDT
by
TexasCajun
(I'll believe in man-made global warming when those that believe it, act like it.)
To: Lucky9teen
Books that hold the world record for the shortest stories, you must have a pretty good long term memory and be well informed to fully appreciate the humor. Just remember some of these are very, very short books....
World’s Shortest Books
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
____________________________________________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan
& Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
________________________________________
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By “The Rev Jesse Jackson” & “The Rev Al Sharpton”
______________________________________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
_________________
Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
_________________
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
____________________________________
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
_________________________________
THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
_____________________________________
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
____________________________________
HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. J ack Kevorkian
__________________________________
TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell
__________________
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
__________________________________
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
_______________________________________
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
_________________________________________
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
_________
MY BOOK ON MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
And foreword by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
____________________________________________________
HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
___________________________________________________
AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
________________________________________________________
And the shortest book of them all.......................
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama
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posted on
08/21/2015 6:35:35 AM PDT
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/21/2015 6:37:52 AM PDT
by
TexasCajun
(I'll believe in man-made global warming when those that believe it, act like it.)
To: Lucky9teen
Some things never change
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posted on
08/21/2015 6:37:58 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Liberty Valance
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posted on
08/21/2015 6:38:18 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: TADSLOS
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posted on
08/21/2015 6:38:51 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: mykroar
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posted on
08/21/2015 6:39:33 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: dayglored
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posted on
08/21/2015 6:40:16 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Rummyfan
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posted on
08/21/2015 6:41:31 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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