Posted on 07/30/2015 12:04:02 PM PDT by Theoria
The groundskeeper of a Norwegian golf course said a mystery pooper targeting course holes must be a man "because the poos are too massive to be from a woman."
Kenneth Tennfjord, groundskeeper at the Stavanger Golf Club, said he has been finding human feces and toilet paper in course holes since 2005.
"He has a couple of favorite holes," Tennfjord told the Rogaland Avis newspaper. "And we know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman."
"He poos only on weekdays. On weekends I have never found poo on the golf course," Tennfjord said.
He said the fecal discoveries are usually accompanied by used toilet paper.
Steinar Floisvik, managing director of the club, said the mystery pooper used to arrive via bicycle.
"In the early morning dew we observed bicycle tracks on the course. Footsteps showed that he had done his business, and the bicycle tracks disappeared back the way they came," Floisvik said.
Frode Jormeland, another groundskeeper, said the club installed high-powered spotlights to discourage the defecation, but the poop-etrator disabled them.
"He climbed up a tree next to the lights and wriggled far out on a branch and dismantled the spotlights. How he managed the feat without electrocuting himself or falling is a riddle," he said.
Floisvik said the pooper's motives are unknown.
"Our idea is that it could be someone who, for unknown reasons, hates the game of golf. Alternatively, the person may have a fetish or suffer from mental problems," he said.
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Who knows what evil lurks in the holes of golf....
I am the terror that poops in the night...
I dunno. there has to be some dark noir antihero at the heart of this. Or the arese.
THat’s a crappy thing to do...
ROFLMAO
"Hey...! I can pinch off a huge dog log any day of the week!
"Hey...! I can pinch off a huge dog log any day of the week!
oh my.
“It’s in the hole!”
I think you should add a (projectile vomit alert) to the title of this thread after posting that picture.
thanks ...I need to watch that again...I used to go to Happy Hour at Rolling Meadows before and after the release of the movie..After the release it was a trip to sit and have a beer and look out over the fairways and invasion the gophers
Invasion the gophers? Here I thought we only had to worry about Illegal Aliens, and Muslims invading. Now the Gophers are invading too.
Gives new meaning to the term, “on in two”.
It’s a bit nipply out.
I think Lazmatazz would like to tap that.
0bama-sized?
Hahahaha. Perfect
Norwegian’s have a famously dry sense of humor. Although in this case I don’t think he is trying to be funny. I mean, how would you feel about cleaning up someone’s crap out of a golf hole? It would tend to make one grumpy. I would think.
I would be inclined to quit that job and move on. Hell, flipping burgers at McDonalds is better than cleaning up someone else’s crap. I’m with you but that article is still hilarious. The idea that someone would go take a dump like that is befuddling. But then, I would love to hear his reasons and I can just imagine this if it ever goes to court. What would they call it? Premeditated crapping? After all. He or she did take a roll of toilet paper with them.
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