Posted on 04/18/2015 10:22:50 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
The dating website for adulterous affairs is planning to float in London. Here are all the dirty details Ashley Madison.
Q: Is that some kind of shoe designer?
A sensible guess, but definitely wrong. Ashley Madison is a dating website aimed at people who are already married. The service brands itself as “discreet”, and simply picked two popular American girls’ names as the company name.
Q: Wait, so they’re a dating service for adultery? Isn’t that immoral?
The company motto is: “Life is short. Have an affair.” The website offers affair guidelines, with advice on how to cover your tracks.
Q: So yes, it’s immoral.
In its defence, the chief executive Noel Biderman says that someone wouldn’t go to Ashley Madison unless they were already planning on having an affair. The website simply means that they won’t cheat with a colleague or close friend. We should see the company as “a safe alternative,” he says.
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Funny, only heterosexuals can be considered attached. Homos are assumed to be available 24/7.
Brilliant website !!!
Step one. Register and pay.
Step two. Have an affair
Step three. Pay more if you want to keep it a secret.
Leave it Business Insider to advertise this for free for them.
Ashley Madison’s site motto: Life is short. Have an affair”.
Momtothree motto: “Have an affair. Your life will be a lot shorter”.
Life is short, be corrupt.
I think it is a safe bet that most of the women who join are either hookers or middle aged men who live in their mother’s basements.
I never cared for the whole campaign of ‘What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas’.
It’s the same thing. Run off and cheat on your spouse idea.
The bottom of the barrel can be seen - keep scraping.
Turned out to be BS anyway. Ask William Bennett.
I’ve seen the Ads on TV and I thought they were for Cosmetics ,LOL
I guess I fit their profile: fat middle aged guy in the right zip code. So they send me a free membership for 30 days.
I tell my wife and she says, let’s sign up and see what’s on there. So we do. For the next thirty days I entertain her by reading the descriptions of the people on there. It was hilariously pathetic. If these idiots took the time to be with their spouses the way they are pitching themselves as whores, there would be no need. And I mean he-whores as well as women.
Our thirty days ran out. And now I just have affairs with my wife.
Scrape the bottom! Vote for Rodham!
“Scrape the bottom! Vote for Rodham!”
That would make a great tagline.
LOL!
Take a break from your distillery in order to vote for hillary.
“Scrape the bottom! Vote for Rodham!”
Perfect.
Are you (hic) crazy? Ain’t no dadgummed way (hic) I’s agonna do no sech as that!
Divorce lawyers gotta be big investors.
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