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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 04/10/2015 5:39:24 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

 

We are living in the Twilight Zone with news stories like these...

White House: Despite Order, Venezuela Not a National Security Threat to U.S.

U.S. Expects to Remove Cuba from Terrorist List Ahead of Panama Summit

Jeb Bush Identified Himself as "Hispanic" on Voter Form

Obama: Ban Parents from Having Children Counseled Not to be ‘LGBTQ+’

 

 

 


A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they could restore power to the White House, officials said, "2016?" ~ Fallon

A new survey found that a growing number of millennials want to work from home and get more time off. They would have said more, but they had to pick up their gold star for participating in that survey.  ~ Fallon

The top 15 contenders for the Republican nomination own at least 40 guns among them. If we elect a Republican president no one is hopping over the White House fence ever again. ~ Conan

A new poll in Cuba shows that President Obama is more popular than Fidel Castro. Then again, so is putting your whole family on a raft in the middle of the night. ~ Seth Meyers 

Jeb Bush is facing criticism after it was just revealed that he checked off his race as "Hispanic" on a voter registration form back in 2009. When asked if he regrets it now, Bush said, "Si.” ~ Fallon


 



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; queer; silliness; twilightzone
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To: BenLurkin

81 posted on 04/10/2015 12:35:26 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: dragonblustar

82 posted on 04/10/2015 1:17:32 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Do you know the answer? Or are you just being silly?


83 posted on 04/10/2015 1:22:03 PM PDT by Ingtar (Capitulation is the enemy of Liberty, or so the recent past has shown.)
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To: Lucky9teen; Ingtar

Down.

The bull nose strip is usually flush at the top of the step, but overhangs on the rise. Plus the strips on the wall at each landing are scuff protectors. They would be going the other way if the cat was going up.


84 posted on 04/10/2015 1:50:48 PM PDT by occamrzr06
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To: occamrzr06; Lucky9teen

That was my take as well. You cannot tell anything from the cat; they defy gravity anyway.


85 posted on 04/10/2015 2:36:00 PM PDT by Ingtar (Capitulation is the enemy of Liberty, or so the recent past has shown.)
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To: relentlessly

Hilarious! Several years ago my work email spam filter failed and one of those Nigerian-type scams appeared. I decided to have some fun and responded with a request to verify they were on the up & up. I asked for $5,000 in gold bullion to be Fedex’d to me. Once the bullion was received and tested, I would be willing to discuss further interactions. They emailed back “I know understand you.” I responded “No kidding Dick Tracy!”


86 posted on 04/10/2015 2:37:28 PM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try.)
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To: Ingtar
You cannot tell anything from the cat; they defy gravity anyway.

Pffft, My cats have all defied logic.

87 posted on 04/10/2015 2:44:45 PM PDT by occamrzr06
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To: Ingtar
I have no idea...but it's the new internet sensation.

Check out this Optical illusion: Train moves both ways!
88 posted on 04/10/2015 2:51:05 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: Ingtar
So, as an example of how fun color perception works, A and B are EXACTLY the same color in this image:

89 posted on 04/10/2015 2:51:52 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: BenLurkin

Whoever the artist was that made that sculpture of Lucille Ball.......

I’d hire em to make one of obama


90 posted on 04/10/2015 3:54:43 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: wyokostur

Wish I could photoshop Hillary Rodhams’ face onto there.


91 posted on 04/10/2015 3:55:17 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

92 posted on 04/10/2015 4:20:09 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: ShadowAce

That’s funny!!!!


93 posted on 04/10/2015 5:48:29 PM PDT by MagnoliaB
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To: dead

Brilliant!


94 posted on 04/11/2015 7:02:21 AM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: Lucky9teen

Down. You can tell by looking at the steps. The flat board on the top of each step indicates that the feline is traveling downward.


95 posted on 04/11/2015 11:51:04 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: BenLurkin

96 posted on 04/11/2015 2:09:07 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead

Thank you sir!


97 posted on 04/11/2015 2:09:58 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: relentlessly

Permission to steal?


98 posted on 04/12/2015 3:55:57 AM PDT by ExGeeEye (The enemy's gate is down....and to the left.)
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To: BenLurkin

https://www.youtube.com/embed/gSw4CLV14sQ?rel=0


99 posted on 04/12/2015 8:34:14 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
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To: ExGeeEye

Permission granted.


100 posted on 04/13/2015 11:59:10 AM PDT by relentlessly
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