The Top 10 Most Stoned Young De Blasio Photos

Gothamist ^ | 1/9/15 | Ben Yakas

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Oh sure, Mayor Bill de Blasio—aka Mayor de Blaze-io (GET IT)—probably doesn't smoke marijuana anymore, regardless of what certain people want you to believe. But he definitely used to, and he doesn't mind you knowing that—he slyly sent out this tweet on Thursday as reports of his past pot use once again made "news." To put this all in context for you, let's count down the 10 best young BDB photos and wildly speculate on what corresponding drugs he might have been taking at the time.

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Thanks to Gefn for the link!

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[Berlin_Freeper]

Dope Fiend.

[mrs. a]

Now we know who inspired that look...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvUQcnfwUUM

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

LOL that cat looks just like Liev Schreiber however his name is spelled.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

It would not surprise me in the least if that idiot is still getting high as a kite. He completely lacks the ability to think logically.

[jonrick46]

De Blasio is in the same league as Governor Moonbeam.

[Darksheare]

“I’m so stoned, the phone is nibbling my ear.” -Walter Wilhelm.

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*BONK* *BONK* *BONK* “Dude! That was my skull!”

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And a very mellow league it is.

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Hmmm...very close, at that.

[Darksheare]

So stoned that he tried to hang up the phone by slamming it into his forehead.

[wardaddy]

I’m guilty of being high often from 1971-1984

Having a Jew or Croce or Henley fro..as well...

Being a feel bad for blacks liberaltarian till aged 21

Being 6’5” with a large nose....and was super skinny once

But in the highly unlikely event I married a black woman

I mean damn.....it would have to be Thandie Newton or Harris Faulkner...I love her...she’s southern of course

Or Stacy Dash...God love her

Or some other light skinned black lady who acted of my culture...which is rare

His wife looks like a thinner Hattie McDaniel....it’s very odd

[Darksheare]

Walter Wilhelm: “I’m so stoned I can, like, smell my name.”

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“Whoa! Now you can hear my thoughts!”

[nikos1121]

Iknow the type. Smart Ass liberal punk..New York deserves this guy....

[onyx]

LOLOLOL @ your fro! OMG, I can’t even imagine!!
I had to go back to check for his THIN wife.
Did NOT find.
Kaiser Wilhelm is a mess.

[Reeses]

But in the highly unlikely event I married a black woman I mean damn.....it would have to be Thandie Newton or Harris Faulkner...

Actress/comedian Aisha Tyler wouldn't have any trouble finding a white man, and that's what she did.

[Liz]

High as a kite.

[Darksheare]

“I think my tongue has a flavor, can anyone read it?”