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‘Lifetime supply of bacon’ advertised on Gumtree…mmmm bacon
Metro [UK] ^
| 10 Nov 2014
| Matt Payton
Posted on 11/10/2014 9:24:07 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
A lot of interesting things are advertised on Gumtree – from an entire flat of furniture to in-home yoga lessons.
However, this person has listed a product priceless in the eyes of many a meat eater.
They have offered a lifetime supply of bacon. The seller claims it’s free. But nothing in this world is ever free.
Here is the full description from the Hampshire-based vendor of pork:
‘I have the life time supply of bacon, I’m desperate to get rid because I need to shed a few piggies.
‘I know it says it’s free however I would like something in return. ;) (The wink gives it away).’
(Excerpt) Read more at metro.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Food; Local News; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Sounds like he's offering pork for pork.
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posted on
11/10/2014 9:25:40 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
Obligatory “I got some bacon for my wife... best trade I ever made” comment.
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posted on
11/10/2014 9:26:47 PM PST
by
coloradan
(The US has become a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
To: coloradan
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posted on
11/10/2014 9:29:16 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
I'll trade you a lifetime supply of 0bama false promises for the bacon.
Please, please, please, I really love bacon...
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posted on
11/10/2014 9:30:22 PM PST
by
PROCON
(OK 'pubs, let's get 'er done in 2015 or 2016 won't bode w has about had it ell for you.)
To: PROCON
Talk the farmer - maybe he has some fields he needs fertilized.
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posted on
11/10/2014 9:32:09 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
I saw a recipe that called for “leftover bacon”. Really...leftover bacon??
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posted on
11/10/2014 9:35:52 PM PST
by
econjack
(I'm not bossy...I just know what you should be doing.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/10/2014 9:40:07 PM PST
by
uglybiker
(nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
To: coloradan; Slings and Arrows; All
L😆L! ..I love Bacon, it's meat candy. 😙
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posted on
11/10/2014 9:42:09 PM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
("Obama STINKS and his best friends are flies." d8^)
To: Slings and Arrows
A lifetime supply of bacon, you say?
I think I'll pass.
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posted on
11/10/2014 9:49:00 PM PST
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: econjack
Really...leftover bacon??Each *word* makes sense, but...
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posted on
11/10/2014 9:49:01 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
I had trouble choking down my cholesterol pills,
until I started wrapping them in bacon.
Now I have Glade “Frying Bacon” air fresheners, and every room smells like salty, chewy pig jerky, AKA as “bacon’.
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posted on
11/10/2014 9:49:33 PM PST
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: econjack
I saw a recipe that called for “leftover bacon”. Really...leftover bacon??Really???
Who ever heard of such a thing.
I think they were making it up.
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posted on
11/10/2014 9:50:36 PM PST
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: Slings and Arrows
Probably due to some EU rule he may not be able to sell directly to the consumer hence the wink! I have heard people getting around stupid legislation by forming a club - you pay a joining fee and the meat or whatever is free!
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posted on
11/10/2014 9:51:12 PM PST
by
melsec
(There's a track, winding back, to an old forgotten shack along the road to Gundagai..)
To: mountn man
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posted on
11/10/2014 9:54:54 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: melsec
I like my interpretation better. ;^)
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posted on
11/10/2014 9:56:54 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: uglybiker
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posted on
11/10/2014 9:57:23 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: tumblindice
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posted on
11/10/2014 9:59:06 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: econjack
Is there such a thing as leftover bacon?
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posted on
11/10/2014 10:05:56 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: skinkinthegrass
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posted on
11/10/2014 10:06:16 PM PST
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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