Why did Holder resign?
Maybe he wants to hold office...or something?
Let's hope better days are ahead, nonetheless...
Posted on 09/26/2014 5:55:54 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Why did Holder resign?
Maybe he wants to hold office...or something?
Let's hope better days are ahead, nonetheless...
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At a time when our moral standing in the world has been weakened by a rubber stamp Justice Department that placed the Bush Administration above the law, we now need someone who is objective and independent. And, make no mistake, eric holder is independent. ~ Debbie Wasserman Schultz
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There are a whole variety of reasons I want to be attorney general, a whole variety of things that I do as attorney general that go beyond national security. ~ Holder
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“If you want to call me an activist attorney general, I will proudly accept that label.
…[To critics that say there's an] activist civil rights division and this is an activist attorney general — I’d say I agree with you 1000 percent and [I am] proud of it.”
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I don't have any intention of resigning. ~ Holder
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10. His greyhound dog is named “Fast” and his Chihuahua is named “Furious.”
9. His voice cracks like Justin Bieber’s whenever he discusses the topic.
8. When he’s constipated, Fast & Furious is his go-to laxative.
7. Every Halloween he dresses like Paul Walker.
6. His right eye violently twitches every time Darrell Issa walks into the room or his name gets mentioned.
5. Roger Clemens tweeted, “Holder’s good. Real good …”
4. His nose grew 19 inches when he claimed no prior knowledge.
3. When he said he didn’t know about F&F his pants burst into flames. It’s true.
2. He keeps trying to change the subject to Solyndra.
1. King Samir Shabazz just stated on his blog, “Of course he knew, you stupid white cracker b*tches!”
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Q: If you put a cup in a cup holder,
and your toothbrush in a toothbrush holder,
what do you put in an Eric Holder?
A: Sodium pentathol
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“I’d like to buy a mosque and convert it into...”
A secret indoor waterpark.
In before the next person after me !
Thank You, KC! May Your name Be Written in the Book of Life. :-)
Bacon Processing Facility.
The Allah Ak-Bar and Grill
a hole in the ground ...
TOP, uh, 30?
A: have another sweet old lady yell BINGO!
A holding facility for the Walking Dead.
The longest lasting foothold of Islam in a Western European nation was in Spain, where “-ita” is a word-ending meaning “little.” Mosquitoes are tiny little disease-spreading blood-suckers. So in Spanish, “mosquitoes” are tiny little whats?
I don't mean to defend Holder but he was thoroughly investigated.
Cowboy: “Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.”
Cashier: “Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”
Cowboy: “Nah... She’s purty good lookin’.....”
When you are over sixty-five who gives a s***............
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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess
what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
“Really” she said, “Go on then...try.”
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, “Come on, what day was I born?”
I said, “Yesterday.”
When you are over sixty-five who gives a s***?
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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, “Nice legs.”
The girl giggled and said, “Do you really think so.”
I said, “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”
When you are over sixty-five who gives a s***?
IN!
BBQ Pit...specializing in pork ribs.
Appreciate the laughs! My coworkers now think I’m completely insane, but whatever.
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