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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 09/26/2014 5:55:54 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
“I’d like to buy a mosque and convert it into...”
A secret indoor waterpark.
To: Lucky9teen
In before the next person after me !
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posted on
09/26/2014 6:29:07 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Lucky9teen
I'd like to buy a mosque and convert it into a bikini car wash that provides free hotdogs and Koran shammys.
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posted on
09/26/2014 6:34:34 AM PDT
by
mykroar
(This is an insult to the nation's intelligence and these days, that isn't easy.)
To: Squidpup
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posted on
09/26/2014 6:36:08 AM PDT
by
Dqban22
To: KC_Lion
Thank You, KC! May Your name Be Written in the Book of Life. :-)
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posted on
09/26/2014 6:36:14 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Lucky9teen
Bacon Processing Facility.
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posted on
09/26/2014 6:38:32 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
The Allah Ak-Bar and Grill
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:02:00 AM PDT
by
Heartlander
(Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse OÂ’Leary)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:03:04 AM PDT
by
glennaro
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:06:37 AM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
To: Lucky9teen
The Doctor started with the good news, they are going to name a disease after me. Q:How do you make a sweet 80 year old lady drop the F-Bomb?
A: have another sweet old lady yell BINGO!
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:13:19 AM PDT
by
verga
(Conservative, leaning libertarian)
To: Lucky9teen
A holding facility for the Walking Dead.
32
posted on
09/26/2014 7:14:43 AM PDT
by
RetSignman
(Obama is the walking, talking middle finger in the face of America)
To: KC_Lion
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:15:07 AM PDT
by
sunny48
To: Lucky9teen
The longest lasting foothold of Islam in a Western European nation was in Spain, where “-ita” is a word-ending meaning “little.” Mosquitoes are tiny little disease-spreading blood-suckers. So in Spanish, “mosquitoes” are tiny little whats?
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:16:52 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: Lucky9teen
I don't mean to defend Holder but he was thoroughly investigated.
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:24:02 AM PDT
by
RetSignman
(Obama is the walking, talking middle finger in the face of America)
To: sunny48; KC_Lion
To: Lucky9teen
Cowboy: “Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.”
Cashier: “Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”
Cowboy: “Nah... She’s purty good lookin’.....”
When you are over sixty-five who gives a s***............
***********
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess
what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
“Really” she said, “Go on then...try.”
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, “Come on, what day was I born?”
I said, “Yesterday.”
When you are over sixty-five who gives a s***?
***********
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, “Nice legs.”
The girl giggled and said, “Do you really think so.”
I said, “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”
When you are over sixty-five who gives a s***?
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:29:29 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Guns are like parachutes. If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:38:04 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I hate when I think I'm buying organic vegetables but when I get home, they're just regular donuts.)
To: Lucky9teen
BBQ Pit...specializing in pork ribs.
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:41:16 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I hate when I think I'm buying organic vegetables but when I get home, they're just regular donuts.)
To: Arrowhead1952
Appreciate the laughs! My coworkers now think I’m completely insane, but whatever.
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posted on
09/26/2014 7:41:46 AM PDT
by
dware
(3 prohibited topics in mixed company: politics, religion and operating systems...)
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I don't mean to defend Holder but he was thoroughly investigated.
