Posted on 04/15/2014 1:37:07 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum
“If I can pretend to have your attention for just a few moments, my ex-husband, my new boyfriend, and their divorce attorney are going to show you the safety features…”
http://www.khou.com/video/featured-videos/Too-funny-Another-Southwest-flight-attendant-goes-viral-255175011.html
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Warms my heart, you Southern Gals with your Southern politeness and hospitality!
I was on a SW flight leaving Vegas and almost everyone on board has just come from a Nascar race so they were in a very good mood. As the flight was climbing out at a steep angle, the flight attendant started pushing the peanuts down the isle. With a good push at climb attitude they would make it from the front to pretty far back of the plane. If you wanted one would just stick out your hand to grab one.
It was pretty funny.
Was on a SW flight out of Houston and she said “Anyone pushing the Flight Attendant button will have their luggage ejected from the aircraft.”
“This is a seat belt. If you don’t know how to buckle a seat belt, should you really be flying?”
Warms my heart, you Southern Gals with your Southern politeness and hospitality!
:-)
There’s a whole slew of us where I come from!
Makes me think of my grandmother. She was a real - smart and beautiful! - southern lady. I miss her very much!
Lol! Fun!
Did he or she yell “Peanuts!” like at the ballpark?
:-)
Ok, I was afraid someone would ask..I don’t know plane types, just seating arrangements so here goes...
When I flew SW a lot from coast to coast, they had the plane that was three seats on one side and three on the other. The gem was the middle plane exit row with extra leg room on the port side. The starboard side had two seats in the exit row in front of three, one with the extra leg room.
This last flight had both sides being the two in front of three, one with extra leg room. Also the seat size was noticeably narrower and really uncomfortable. Hated every minute of the seven hour flight and never felt that way on previous flights.
And no, I haven’t gained weight...to the contrary, have lost some.
Sorry to not be more clear as to specific configurations...
That should get people’s attention.
From what I could understand, she WAS funny.......unfortunately she talked too fast.
Actually SWA backed her 100% and the jury took about 30 minutes to find for SWA and the Flight Attendant. It was two of Holders people thinking the old jingle was racist and directed towards them..
Then the pilot got on and told us we had a 2 1/2 hour flight, 3 hrs of fuel, and if we were still in the air at 4 hours - smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Best flight for me was thru Tulsa to Houston. Same sort
of happy SW flight attendant. Late night flight with drinks/ciggs and a friendly poker game back in the last 3 or 4 rows.
You’d like sitting with me!
I’d have you talking about 10% flat taxes, and gun ownership and overreaching governments in no time:)
“If crashing, I plan to stand up and jump just before the plane hits the ground.”
You too!? lol
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That should get people’s attention.
It was pretty well undivided!
:-)
In your case, I would make an exception.
;-)
Yeah, I actually wish there was a transcript because I missed half the jokes!
I remember you, you briefly sat next to me on a flight out of Phoenix till I whispered to the stewardess just before they closed the door that I had seen your photo on the wall of a post office.........
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