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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 11/08/2013 4:28:48 AM PST by Lucky9teen
SILLY BUILDINGS
This gives new meaning to living in your car
Who's ready for a picnic?
I really love elephants
This one is for the dogs
Living in a Concerto
Inspired by J.K. Rowling?
That building is fishy
I wouldn't want to go home to this, after a night of drinking
Judy Walkman, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California , was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and Harry Reid share this common ancestor. On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription: 'Remus Reid, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.'
So Judy recently e-mailed Senator Harry Reid for information about their great-great uncle. Believe it or not, Harry Reid's staff sent back the following biographical sketch for her genealogy research: "Remus Reid was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory . His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed." NOW THAT's how it's done, Folks! That's real POLITICAL SPIN !!!
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
My understanding is that the stepmother was EVIL. Wasn't this the basis Hansel & Gretel? Cast out in the woods where they were taken in by a "friendly" witch who wanted to take advantage of them?
"Happily ever after" my foot.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hansel_and_Gretel
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
11/08/2013 7:49:13 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: llevrok
We’re going to come over and re-arrange your furniture.
And we’re bringing a waffle iron for you to read.
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posted on
11/08/2013 7:50:14 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: llevrok
That’s flat out funny. I don’t care who you are.
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posted on
11/08/2013 7:52:05 AM PST
by
EQAndyBuzz
("Senator Cruz basically made the Democrats fight for a whole bunch of things that they already had.")
To: BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin; Daffynition; Slings and Arrows
To: Lucky9teen
Their father loved Peter and Patty very much.My head hurts. At least they weren't found and adopted by a loving and wonderful gay couple.
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posted on
11/08/2013 8:02:14 AM PST
by
Pan_Yan
(Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
To: Lucky9teen
See what high health care costs cause folks to do ?
NJ man, 75, pleads in drug, prostitution sweep
ENGLEWOOD, N.J. (AP) - A 75-year-old man arrested in a drug and prostitution sweep at a lower-income senior citizen housing complex in New Jersey has avoided prison time.
James Parham of Englewood has pleaded guilty to possession of drug paraphernalia and maintaining a nuisance for purposes of engaging in unlawful conduct.
Police had said Parham admitted providing prostitutes to some of his younger neighbors in the building that is owned by the Englewood Housing Authority.
Parham is barred from living in any building owned by the housing authority and must pay more than $1,500 in fines.
Englewood Detective Capt. Tim Torrell tells The Record Parham has been accepted into an assisted living facility in upstate New York.
Two women arrested in the sweep pleaded guilty to similar charges in August.
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posted on
11/08/2013 8:07:26 AM PST
by
llevrok
(Obama 2008 : "If you vote for me, you can keep your country")
To: Lucky9teen
89
posted on
11/08/2013 8:20:46 AM PST
by
Fawn
("My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge" Hosea 4:6)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
92
posted on
11/08/2013 9:24:50 AM PST
by
Clay Moore
("In politics, stupidity is not a handicap." Napoleon Bonaparte)
To: Clay Moore
To: Clay Moore
Wrongwrongwrongwerongwrongwrongwrong.
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posted on
11/08/2013 9:37:41 AM PST
by
Pan_Yan
(Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
To: Lucky9teen
Hey, Lucky,
Why do they call them ‘buildings’ when they are already built???
To: dragonblustar
To: a fool in paradise
Can anyone even imagine 4-8 years of this in the Whitehouse, plus Bill in charge of the intern pool?
To: Lucky9teen
I believe this particular photo is of the hanging of "Black Jack" Ketchum.
To: CurlyBill
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posted on
11/08/2013 10:35:08 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(“No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it.” ~ Albert Einstei)
To: Lucky9teen; 2ndDivisionVet; martin_fierro; a fool in paradise; ArGee; Bender2
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posted on
11/08/2013 11:14:58 AM PST
by
Old Sarge
(And Good Evening, Agent Smith, wherever you are...)
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