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Posted on 10/11/2013 5:46:07 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
World Egg Day
When : Second Friday in October
What's all the egg-citement about? Why, today is World Egg Day!
World Egg Day celebrates and promotes the benefits of eggs. It is truly a world, or international, celebration, from China and New Zealand, to Great Britain and Mexico.
This is no yolk. Eggs certainly are what they are cracked up to be. Aside from high cholesterol, eggs are a healthy food. High in nutrition, and low in fat, people all over the world enjoy eggs. And, they celebrate eggs on this day.
1,000 Year old Eggs! Now here's a yummy treat. Buried in the ground for a period of time, Thousand Year Old Eggs are a real treat in China.
Don't have egg on your face, by forgetting this special day. We can think of a dozen reasons to enjoy World Egg Day to the fullest. We know eggs-actly how people begin this special day.... with eggs for breakfast. And, there's ohh so much more you can do with them.
Ways to celebrate World Egg Day:
First and foremost, eat some eggs today. You can have them for breakfast, lunch or dinner.
Learn more about the health benefits of eggs.
Have an Egg Hunt. Who says egg hunts are only at Easter!? More on Egg Hunts.
Hold a debate with the question: "Which came first, the chicken or the Egg?"
Have an Egg throwing contest. It's a big sport in Great Britain.
Send an Egg Ecard to family and friends.
Read an eggy story to your child. We suggest reading "The Goose that Laid the Golden Egg".
Decorate some eggs.
Find out how many things are made of, or contain eggs. You might be surprised.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: egg; ofst; silliness
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10/11/2013 5:46:45 AM PDT
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ShadowAce
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10/11/2013 5:47:11 AM PDT
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PROCON
(Low information voters gave us this nightmare.)
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| You Are Eggs Over Easy |
 You have good taste and high standards. You are very detail oriented, and you know what you want in life.
When everything is in its place and things are as they should be, you can finally relax.
You may seem like the kind of person who has things come easy for you, but it's all an illusion.
You work hard to make your life perfect, and part of this perfection is making things look effortless. |
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10/11/2013 5:50:13 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
To: Lucky9teen
Top TEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10/11/2013 5:50:24 AM PDT
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MortMan
(Disarming the sheep only emboldens the wolves.)
To: EggsAckley
Ping! To an item of possible interest.
To: Lucky9teen
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10/11/2013 5:51:23 AM PDT
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SMARTY
("The test of every religious, political, or educational system is the man that it forms." H. Amiel)
To: Lucky9teen
IBTP = in before the ping. Egg Day - no yoke about it.
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10/11/2013 5:51:50 AM PDT
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SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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10/11/2013 5:51:58 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
To: MortMan
Top TEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow. What an eggo.
;-)
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10/11/2013 5:52:52 AM PDT
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pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
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10/11/2013 5:54:44 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
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10/11/2013 5:55:41 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
To: Lucky9teen
| You Are a Hard Boiled Egg |
 You are down to earth and hard to rattle. You have a good head on your shoulders.
You can be a bit stubborn at times, and your determination has only paid off for you.
You are straight with people, and you expect them to be straight with you in return.
You are very no nonsense. You don't have time for pettiness or drama. |
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10/11/2013 5:55:52 AM PDT
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MortMan
(Disarming the sheep only emboldens the wolves.)
To: Lucky9teen
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10/11/2013 5:56:19 AM PDT
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workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: ShadowAce
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10/11/2013 5:56:42 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
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10/11/2013 5:56:44 AM PDT
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Dead Corpse
(I will not comply.)
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10/11/2013 5:58:10 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
To: Lucky9teen
Eggs are racist.
Most of eggs are white.
There is Egg White but no Egg Black.
They crack easy - so they must be crackers.
The yellow yoke can also be considered a slur.
(Disclaimer: This was intended as a joke on race hustlers, not as a slur on any race, creed, religion, gender, sexual orientation, etc. etc. and yadayada, so don't get eggcited.)
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10/11/2013 6:00:48 AM PDT
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BitWielder1
(Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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