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Another testicle ticket written in South Carolina
AP via Newsvine.com ^
| 5/7/12
Posted on 05/09/2012 10:11:26 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander; Daffynition; POWERSBOOTHEFAN
Gee, I wonder what the South Carolina Police would think of
The Bumper Dumper -
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posted on
05/10/2012 12:25:04 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: ApplegateRanch; QT3.14
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posted on
05/10/2012 12:36:17 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: upchuck; SC Swamp Fox
Should’ve pinged you earlier.
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posted on
05/10/2012 12:38:49 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: shibumi
If the Queen Mum uses one ...I’ll buy it. :)
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posted on
05/10/2012 1:03:27 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
To: windcliff
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posted on
05/10/2012 1:52:52 AM PDT
by
stylecouncilor
(Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
To: Slings and Arrows
Misleading headline. The driver is going to trial for driving without a license. The ball sac got a warning ticket.
46
posted on
05/10/2012 2:34:24 AM PDT
by
CalvaryJohn
(What is keeping that damned asteroid?)
To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN
I dont want to see a ball sack dangling from a vehicle!I hope you don't have to spend much time on a farm. Oh, and you'd better avoid zoos, too. Dangling testicles all over the place.
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posted on
05/10/2012 3:20:11 AM PDT
by
BfloGuy
(The final outcome of the credit expansion is general impoverishment.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I find 0bama bumper stickers and all those homo stickers FAR more obscene
considering the balls are an expression of the owner, it’d be a violation if freedom of expression for any govt type to demand he stop only because it displeases them. the display puts no one in jeopardy
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posted on
05/10/2012 3:49:51 AM PDT
by
sten
(fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
To: Slings and Arrows
First they came for the C-More-Butts and I did not speak out because I was not a C-More-Butts displayer .
Then they came for the GAS-GRASS- OR ASS stickers I did not speak out because I was not a GAS-GRASS- OR ASS sticker owner.
Then they came for Dangling Balls display and I did not speak out because I was not a Dangling Balls displayer .
Then they came for me and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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posted on
05/10/2012 4:01:25 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Its considerate of the idiots to mark themselves for us. Yes it is. I also look for Obama bumper stickers to help me identify them.
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posted on
05/10/2012 4:47:45 AM PDT
by
mc5cents
To: smokingfrog
Ouch. If they’re as heavy as they look, I could see someone hitting those balls and having them fly straight into the gas tank.
Also, I can’t help but wonder what the license plate says.
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posted on
05/10/2012 5:02:03 AM PDT
by
varyouga
To: Slings and Arrows
Nobama is scheduling a campaign visit ASAP before they all disappear. He can just imagine!
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posted on
05/10/2012 7:07:49 AM PDT
by
X-spurt
(Its time for ON YOUR FEET or on your knees)
To: smokingfrog
Cue Bon Scott:
I’m Ever Upper Class High Society
God’s Gift To Ballroom Notoriety
I Always Fill My Ballroom
The Event Is Never Small
The Social Pages Say I’ve Got
The Biggest Balls Of All
CHORUS:
I’ve Got Big Balls
I’ve Got Big Balls
And They’re Such Big Balls
Dirty Big Balls
And He’s Got Big Balls
And She’s Got Big Balls
But We’ve Got The Biggest Balls Of Them All
And My Balls Are Always Bouncing
My Ballroom Always Full
And Everybody Cums And Cums Again
If Your Name Is On The Guest List
No One Can Take You Higher
Everybody Says I’ve Got
Great Balls Of Fire
CHORUS
Some Balls Are Held For Charity
And Some For Fancy Dress
But When They’re Held For Pleasure
They’re The Balls That I Like Best
My Balls Are Always Bouncing
To The Left And To The Right
It’s My Belief That My Big Balls
Should Be Held Every Night
CHORUS
And I’m Just Itching To Tell You About Them
Oh We Had Such Wonderful Fun
Seafood Cocktail, Crabs, Crayfish...
Ball Sucker
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posted on
05/10/2012 7:15:26 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/10/2012 7:17:57 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
To: dayglored
>>> “ Should the vehicle expect swelling or discoloration in the area where the testicles had been?”
Not too bad, if you keep a bag of frozen peas on it.
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posted on
05/10/2012 7:31:50 AM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
To: Titan Magroyne
All we are saying is give peas a chance...
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posted on
05/10/2012 7:36:28 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1207 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
To: null and void
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posted on
05/10/2012 8:02:56 AM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
To: null and void
And as the basketball player formerly known as Ron Artest might say, imagine whirled peas.
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posted on
05/10/2012 8:12:28 AM PDT
by
mc5cents
To: Slings and Arrows; l8pilot; 2A Patriot; 2nd amendment mama; 4everontheRight; 77Jimmy; ...
This is such a nutty thread!
South Carolina
Ping
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posted on
05/10/2012 9:11:08 AM PDT
by
upchuck
(Need is not an acceptable lifestyle choice; dependent is not a career. ~ Dr. Tim Nerenz)
To: Slings and Arrows
That was a very unfortunate “snip” of yours!
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posted on
05/10/2012 9:38:39 AM PDT
by
CSM
(Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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