Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonalds. The cop added, I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.
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Good morning. It’s cold heer!
It’s kold hear, two!
We are supposed to have rain in the valley and up to 6” of snow on Mt. Charleston by tomorrow night.
*Shiver!*
I really don’t want to bring the heater out again, but I DID put an extra throw on my bed. Maybe I won’t wake up from being cold tonight.
The Stig is all puffed up. Poor little guy.
Jake stayed out all night and is now huddled under blankets for the day.
I bet! Still trying to warm up. Poor guy.
Summer needs to come soon, because my nose will never be warm, otherwise. (After-effect of the accident.)
Poor Stig! Catz have better warming-up choices.
Off to get breakfast and then take some kids to the HObby Lobby. And get gas in the van. Tom just found Shannon in a sunbeam in the corner of the living room ... but he’s supposed to be upstairs changing Kathleen’s diaper. Weird stuff happens here.
Oh, Tom told Frank that some part of the spider’s exoskeleton (or something like that) was “the cuticle,” and Frank replied, “Yes, it’s a very hypocritical spider!” Obviously he’s been listening to the Bible readings ...
The Stig will warm up soon. He is close to a lamp and the laptop puts out heat as well, so he will un-puff in a little while. He usually sleeps for a few hours after he wakes up and has a few bites of breakfast, and uses very little energy, so he’s good.
I need to get some blue ribbon, and I looked it up on Michael’s and JoAnn, but it would cost me $8 for a $1.99 roll. I will check my change and see if I have the bus fare ($2) to get over there and buy it. Or maybe I will see if busdaddy will take me tomorrow.
I really LOL’d at Frank! He’s just as nerdy as the older kids! Wow! What a family! *hugs* around!
Lol! (hypocritical spider)
Good morning! Sunny here. Can usually walk around outside in a T-shirt and jeans this time of year.
There is snow on Mt. Charleston, this morning. It couldn’t be seen yesterday because of clouds, and the wind was blowing HARD but those clouds never left the mountain. I love to see it. From here! Don’t wanna be in it, though!
Our spring and fall are slightly wierd. Hot week, followed by cool, then warm, then cool, then hot, then summer, then reverse the pattern for fall. I learned years ago, when I rode the bus on a daily basis, to carry a jacket, an umbrella and a crossword puzzzle book. Yah. Like that! LOL!
Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Charles de Gaulle airport, Paris.
“Nationality?” asks the immigration officer.
“German,” she replies.
“Occupation?”
“No, just here for a few days.”
A dumb farm kid is to be married in two days, and has no clue what to do, so he asks his dad.
Dad, being almost as dumb and really embarrassed by the question, says, “Um...you take the thing you like best and put it where she goes to the bathroom.”
On the wedding night, he takes his bowling ball and puts it in the toilet.
451 F
Hello! I’m working on a Secret Project, so don’t tell your daughter! LOL!
(451 F???)
That’s hot!
You should read this. It will interest you as an artist, but it's also full of contemporaneous detail that's relevant to the Captain Alatriste series. There ought to be another of those out soon. They're obviously Perez-Reverte's retirement-fund books, and Alatriste and the gormless Diego need to be heading off to Mexico.
You should read this. It will interest you as an artist, but it's also full of contemporaneous detail that's relevant to the Captain Alatriste series. There ought to be another of those out soon. They're obviously Perez-Reverte's retirement-fund books, and Alatriste and the gormless Inigo need to be heading off to Mexico.
A quick search reveals nothing new in the library, but I requested "Cabo Trafalgar" in Spanish, just for the Learning Experience. Amazon has a new Alatriste novel, "El Puente de Los Asesinos," the Bridge of the Assassins, but only in Spanish so far.
“Fahrenheit 451.”
I need to make a card using my little-boy themed stamps!
You obviously believe in being prepared (you’re my idol). Did you ever notice the similarities between “The Art of War” and the Girl Scout Manual?
Thank you for my second lol of the day!
Both of those were funny, but nully’s was Topical.
I was never a Girl Scout, and never read “The Art of War.” I’ve always been “prepared” because we lived in mountain country for most of my life, not to mention, the forst five years on an island in Alaska.
What did I miss?
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