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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Monkey Face

Good morning. It’s cold heer!


441 posted on 04/12/2012 6:41:36 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Quien vive? JESUS! Y a su nombre? GLORIA! Y a su pueblo? VICTORIA!)
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To: Tax-chick

It’s kold hear, two!

We are supposed to have rain in the valley and up to 6” of snow on Mt. Charleston by tomorrow night.

*Shiver!*

I really don’t want to bring the heater out again, but I DID put an extra throw on my bed. Maybe I won’t wake up from being cold tonight.

The Stig is all puffed up. Poor little guy.


442 posted on 04/12/2012 6:57:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A day without sunshine is like night.)
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To: Monkey Face

Jake stayed out all night and is now huddled under blankets for the day.


443 posted on 04/12/2012 7:12:26 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Quien vive? JESUS! Y a su nombre? GLORIA! Y a su pueblo? VICTORIA!)
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To: Tax-chick

I bet! Still trying to warm up. Poor guy.

Summer needs to come soon, because my nose will never be warm, otherwise. (After-effect of the accident.)


444 posted on 04/12/2012 7:21:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A day without sunshine is like night.)
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To: Monkey Face; Silentgypsy

Poor Stig! Catz have better warming-up choices.

Off to get breakfast and then take some kids to the HObby Lobby. And get gas in the van. Tom just found Shannon in a sunbeam in the corner of the living room ... but he’s supposed to be upstairs changing Kathleen’s diaper. Weird stuff happens here.

Oh, Tom told Frank that some part of the spider’s exoskeleton (or something like that) was “the cuticle,” and Frank replied, “Yes, it’s a very hypocritical spider!” Obviously he’s been listening to the Bible readings ...


445 posted on 04/12/2012 7:55:18 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Quien vive? JESUS! Y a su nombre? GLORIA! Y a su pueblo? VICTORIA!)
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To: Tax-chick

The Stig will warm up soon. He is close to a lamp and the laptop puts out heat as well, so he will un-puff in a little while. He usually sleeps for a few hours after he wakes up and has a few bites of breakfast, and uses very little energy, so he’s good.

I need to get some blue ribbon, and I looked it up on Michael’s and JoAnn, but it would cost me $8 for a $1.99 roll. I will check my change and see if I have the bus fare ($2) to get over there and buy it. Or maybe I will see if busdaddy will take me tomorrow.

I really LOL’d at Frank! He’s just as nerdy as the older kids! Wow! What a family! *hugs* around!


446 posted on 04/12/2012 8:15:35 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A day without sunshine is like night.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Lol! (hypocritical spider)

Good morning! Sunny here. Can usually walk around outside in a T-shirt and jeans this time of year.


447 posted on 04/12/2012 8:54:57 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy; Tax-chick

There is snow on Mt. Charleston, this morning. It couldn’t be seen yesterday because of clouds, and the wind was blowing HARD but those clouds never left the mountain. I love to see it. From here! Don’t wanna be in it, though!

Our spring and fall are slightly wierd. Hot week, followed by cool, then warm, then cool, then hot, then summer, then reverse the pattern for fall. I learned years ago, when I rode the bus on a daily basis, to carry a jacket, an umbrella and a crossword puzzzle book. Yah. Like that! LOL!


448 posted on 04/12/2012 9:32:54 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A day without sunshine is like night.)
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To: Monkey Face

Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Charles de Gaulle airport, Paris.

“Nationality?” asks the immigration officer.

“German,” she replies.

“Occupation?”

“No, just here for a few days.”


449 posted on 04/12/2012 10:26:57 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1178 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: null and void

A dumb farm kid is to be married in two days, and has no clue what to do, so he asks his dad.

Dad, being almost as dumb and really embarrassed by the question, says, “Um...you take the thing you like best and put it where she goes to the bathroom.”

On the wedding night, he takes his bowling ball and puts it in the toilet.


450 posted on 04/12/2012 10:35:43 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A day without sunshine is like night.)
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To: Monkey Face

451 F


451 posted on 04/12/2012 11:13:04 AM PDT by LibreOuMort (Ethan John Weitzel made me a Grandma 4/10/2012. 8Lbs 12 oz 20 inches tall. Praise God!!!!!)
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To: LibreOuMort

Hello! I’m working on a Secret Project, so don’t tell your daughter! LOL!

(451 F???)


452 posted on 04/12/2012 11:20:52 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A day without sunshine is like night.)
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To: LibreOuMort

That’s hot!


453 posted on 04/12/2012 11:21:19 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Quien vive? JESUS! Y a su nombre? GLORIA! Y a su pueblo? VICTORIA!)
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To: Anoreth

You should read this. It will interest you as an artist, but it's also full of contemporaneous detail that's relevant to the Captain Alatriste series. There ought to be another of those out soon. They're obviously Perez-Reverte's retirement-fund books, and Alatriste and the gormless Diego need to be heading off to Mexico.

454 posted on 04/12/2012 11:27:10 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Quien vive? JESUS! Y a su nombre? GLORIA! Y a su pueblo? VICTORIA!)
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To: Anoreth

You should read this. It will interest you as an artist, but it's also full of contemporaneous detail that's relevant to the Captain Alatriste series. There ought to be another of those out soon. They're obviously Perez-Reverte's retirement-fund books, and Alatriste and the gormless Inigo need to be heading off to Mexico.

A quick search reveals nothing new in the library, but I requested "Cabo Trafalgar" in Spanish, just for the Learning Experience. Amazon has a new Alatriste novel, "El Puente de Los Asesinos," the Bridge of the Assassins, but only in Spanish so far.

455 posted on 04/12/2012 11:33:06 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Quien vive? JESUS! Y a su nombre? GLORIA! Y a su pueblo? VICTORIA!)
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To: Monkey Face; LibreOuMort

“Fahrenheit 451.”

I need to make a card using my little-boy themed stamps!


456 posted on 04/12/2012 11:34:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Quien vive? JESUS! Y a su nombre? GLORIA! Y a su pueblo? VICTORIA!)
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To: Monkey Face

You obviously believe in being prepared (you’re my idol). Did you ever notice the similarities between “The Art of War” and the Girl Scout Manual?


457 posted on 04/12/2012 11:39:49 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: null and void

Thank you for my second lol of the day!


458 posted on 04/12/2012 11:41:51 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Monkey Face; null and void

Both of those were funny, but nully’s was Topical.


459 posted on 04/12/2012 11:53:10 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Quien vive? JESUS! Y a su nombre? GLORIA! Y a su pueblo? VICTORIA!)
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To: Silentgypsy

I was never a Girl Scout, and never read “The Art of War.” I’ve always been “prepared” because we lived in mountain country for most of my life, not to mention, the forst five years on an island in Alaska.

What did I miss?


460 posted on 04/12/2012 12:12:40 PM PDT by Monkey Face (A day without sunshine is like night.)
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