Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Charles de Gaulle airport, Paris.
“Nationality?” asks the immigration officer.
“German,” she replies.
“Occupation?”
“No, just here for a few days.”
A dumb farm kid is to be married in two days, and has no clue what to do, so he asks his dad.
Dad, being almost as dumb and really embarrassed by the question, says, “Um...you take the thing you like best and put it where she goes to the bathroom.”
On the wedding night, he takes his bowling ball and puts it in the toilet.
Thank you for my second lol of the day!