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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: sionnsar; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
We have a motion.
All in Favor say "Yea"
941
posted on
04/09/2009 2:18:39 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When you're spinning round, things come undone. Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
942
posted on
04/09/2009 2:22:38 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Baby is born 19th June at or around 2:55 PM.
943
posted on
04/09/2009 2:44:44 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; sionnsar; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
Zthch Zht!
CzhwuP!*
*General chirp of consensus by Cthulhu Bunny.
944
posted on
04/09/2009 2:47:31 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
945
posted on
04/09/2009 3:04:59 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Darksheare; Tax-chick
I don’t think TC will wait that long for relief...
946
posted on
04/09/2009 3:06:10 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Tax-chick; sionnsar; Monkey Face
"It’s hard to get up no matter what time of day it is." Just roll your bed into one of the spherical elevator chambers, and set your destination for another eight hours sleep.
947
posted on
04/09/2009 3:15:13 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
To: Darksheare
Baby is born 19th June Heh. I'd jump in front of a bus first. More to the point, Dr. Something-Polish would induce labor before that; I'm too old for a post-term baby!
948
posted on
04/09/2009 3:23:06 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Ooops.
19th June is whe someone hit the “Run/Start” button on me.
OOps.
949
posted on
04/09/2009 3:25:30 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: NicknamedBob
We need something like
this happen in the Flying Castle FPS game.
Just to add some laughs to a somewhat serious cinematic?
950
posted on
04/09/2009 3:27:25 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: NicknamedBob
I roll my bed, now, but there are no elevators to roll it into, spherical or otherwise. *sigh*
951
posted on
04/09/2009 3:27:58 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face; fanfan; Huber; TaxRelief; Mrs. Don-o; Campion; Kolokotronis; Gabz; grellis; ...
It’s Official! FReeper Anoreth (since Nov. 29, 2003) is departing the House of Herpets (and other weird critters, like brothers) for the U.S. Coast Guard on June 16, 2009. The upcoming Brother is expected in the first week of June, so at least we’ll be able to get a picture of them together.
Words fail me as I attempt to convey how thrilled we are to have our first Offspring beginning a patriotic and productive adult life. When she’s on a Great Lakes icebreaker in December, I promise to appear sincerely sympathetic.
Everyone have a Guinness in celebration, please!
952
posted on
04/09/2009 3:31:53 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Darksheare
I’m SOO glad I wasn’t eating or drinking anything....
953
posted on
04/09/2009 3:32:03 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Darksheare
And I’m sure it’s a lovely date, too. Almost the solstice!
954
posted on
04/09/2009 3:32:32 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
I’ll have a celebration tomorrow, since I’m not going out today.
Mixed emotions will be the norm, I think!
955
posted on
04/09/2009 3:34:19 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Monkey Face
The thoughts that ran through that poor mans mind at that point.
*lol*
956
posted on
04/09/2009 3:40:38 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
957
posted on
04/09/2009 3:42:12 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
To: Tax-chick
Yes.
I was born a day after mom went on an amusement ride called “The Octopus”.
*snort*
958
posted on
04/09/2009 3:42:27 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Monkey Face
There’s another video where the guy fires the AT4... and the round vanishes.
959
posted on
04/09/2009 3:45:22 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
I don’t know how that one can’ be improved on. I bet the look on his face was priceless.
*gasp*
*ohno*
*brb*
960
posted on
04/09/2009 3:47:18 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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