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Hillary Claims Credit for #MeToo Movement [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 April 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/08/2018 11:25:45 AM PDT by John Semmens

This week, former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton claimed credit for accelerating the #MeToo Movement. “If I hadn’t lost the election none of this awakening to the the widespread sexual harassment that has plagued women in this country would have come to light,” she asserted.

“Harvey Weinstein—case zero—in the exposure of the sexual harassment epidemic was a great supporter of me and donor to the Democratic Party,” Clinton pointed out. “As president, in order to repay his loyalty and generosity to the Party, I would have protected him from the assault on his character launched by the former victims of his lewd behavior, just like I tried to protect Bill from the allegations made by his victims. So, in a way, it could be said that my defeat removed the possibility that I could use the power of the presidency to impede the exposure of Harvey’s unsavory history. It’s unfair that I don’t get proper credit for my role in the movement to attain sexual justice.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2018/04/07/mexico-threatens-to-end-cooperation-against-violent-gangs/


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: harassment; hillary; metoo; satire; sex

1 posted on 04/08/2018 11:25:45 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Liberals are too ignorant to realize that her husband was a serial rapist and she led the cover up efforts.


2 posted on 04/08/2018 11:28:21 AM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: John Semmens

Great John! She just can’t keep her mouth shut when it would have been prudent. Talk about hypocrisy.

It would help her too, if she didn’t lie when the truth would do.


3 posted on 04/08/2018 11:33:41 AM PDT by Blue Collar Christian (Socialism is for losers.)
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To: John Semmens
"If I hadn’t lost the election...."

She can't shut up about it. By the way, do you know she lost because you're all a bunch of sexist, stupid, backwater sexist bigot sexists?
4 posted on 04/08/2018 11:40:32 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: John Semmens

Coming up on 18 months and she’s still on the bogus-excuse tour. Jeez, she must think that the presidency will be given to her if she whines loud and often enough. Hillary has created her own Dante-version of hell where all she can think and talk about is how she lost. Best punishment of all. Bonus: it’s self-inflicted.


5 posted on 04/08/2018 11:44:47 AM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Liberalism is a social disease.)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

I think she said we were deplorable, too. Oh, and sexist. Can’t forget that!

:-D


6 posted on 04/08/2018 12:05:47 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: John Semmens

Short, sweet, and to the point, as they say. GOOD ONE !!!!


7 posted on 04/08/2018 12:12:26 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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".. my defeat removed the possibility that I could use the power of the presidency to impede the exposure of Harvey’s unsavory history. It’s unfair that I don’t get proper credit for my role in the movement to attain sexual justice.” ... Dumbass just tacitly admitted to knowledge of Harvey's criminal behavior! HA!
8 posted on 04/08/2018 12:29:15 PM PDT by heterosupremacist (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. - (Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

She finally admits that SHE lost the election! Thats progress at least.


9 posted on 04/08/2018 1:24:08 PM PDT by TonyM (UPS)
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To: BradyLS

Hillary said we were deplorable, sexist.....AND backwards.


10 posted on 04/08/2018 1:27:59 PM PDT by Liz ((Our side has 8 trillion bullets;the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.))
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