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DUmmie FUnnies 08-14-15 (Hillary's Last Stand in DUmmieland)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 14, 2015 | Dummies & PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/14/2015 5:32:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

The few, the brave, the.....WAAAAAH! The demoralized. I mean utterly DEMORALIZED. Who? The handful of Hillary supporters left in DUmmieland. Like George A. Custer at the Little Big Horn, their numbers were never great but now they have dwindled down to a pathetic few. Yes, they had a big boost initially from DUmmie Leader Skinner who hyped Hillary bigtime. Of course, it was Clinton Cash that influenced his decision and until recently he was giving pep talks to boost the morale of those few, very few, Clinton supporters in DUmmieland. However, even Skinner now appears to have given up trying. Perhaps this is the signal that the Clinton money pipeline from the Clinton campaign to his wife in her role as Treasurer for Friends of Hillary has dried up. To get a visual idea of how Hillary's already meager fortunes in DUmmieland has collapsed, just look at their HILLARY GROUP compared to their BERNIE SANDERS GROUP. The latter group has dozens of threads each day with with scores of posts hailing their SOCIALIST while the Hillary Group has just a trickle of threads flowing in with a dozen posts tops...if they are lucky. The bottom line is the steam has completely run out of the Hillary Group and now they are in a freefall of utter demoralization. So let us look at the handful of Hillary threads remaining in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that even Bill Clinton is no longer defending his wife, in the [brackets]:

More good news just for us!

[Please Blue Fairy. Bring us any tiny tidbit of happiness!]

Machinists' union endorses Clinton for president in 2016

[Yeah, now there is a real game changer. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

Great!

[Rub your rabbit's foot three times and pray to goddess Gaia.]

The union, based in Upper Marlboro, Maryland, represents nearly 600,000 active and retired members, according to its website.

[That's probably counting dead members which means they can vote where Democrats rule.]

I was looking at the list of current Congressional Members who have endorsed Hillary, 118 to date with 15 former members of Congress also endorsing Hillary. These are members who have worked in Congress who has confidence in Hillary but not in Bernie. O'Malley has one endorsement from Congress, 31 Democratic Senate members out of 44, 87 Democratic Representative members out of 188, overwhelming support from Congress.

[Please, Blue Fairy! Please, Blue Fairy! Please, Blue Fairy! Please, Blue Fairy! Please, Blue Fairy! Please, Blue Fairy!]

Why I post in this safe-haven sanctuary...I wouldn't last 6 replies 'out there'!

[LOL! This DUmmie is right. The Hillary Group is like a safe-haven sanctuary where they can post Hillary fantasies without being Berned.]

That's how you do it one union at a time!!

[The Hard Drive Wipers union will be next with a Hillary endorsement. Well, this thread already faded away at under 10 replies so let us go to the next listless Hillary thread...]

See Hillary just nabbed another endorsement

[Prepare for the grasping of the straws.]

This one from U.S. Senator Tom Harkin. How long before we hear Tom isn't a progressive? Or is a corporatist?

[Defensive much, DUmmie HappyinLA who has a grand total of only 31 post? ]

Senator Harkin's endorsement is a critical one in Iowa.

He is a liberal icon (picked Obama last go 'round). In the Iowa caucus world, this endorsement carries some weight, particularly in light of the relentless media attacks on Hillary, the ginned-up 'threats' of other old candidates entering the primary race, and the so-called surge of Senator Sanders (I-VT). This endorsement is an in-your-face rejection of all that "bad news"!

[I actually read that Harkin "endorsement." All of it was about Harkin himself with one paragraph devoted to Hillary. Okay that thread fizzled out after FIVE replies and now to perhaps the most pathetic thread I have seen in a long time...]

I'm so HAPPY! I just got off the phone with my previously undecided client and...

[...and I will so desperately grasp at a straw of absolute nothings that it will turn me, DUmmie Walk away, into the laughingstock of the web.]

She, her sister and their daughters watched the Hillary videos that I sent them and read all of the articles. They are now (all nine of them) certain that they will vote for Hillary and are even talking about having a house party!

[GAME CHANGER!!! BTW, aren't the daughters aged 2 to 12?]

That's how it starts.

[Today a client being merely polite, tomorrow THE WORLD! Enough to send DUmmie Tarhell Dem into massive urinations of happiness. ]

This is great news

[Let the celebrations begin! Okay this thread died at nine but I think you get a sense of their utter hopelessness and desperation. Meanwhile, as stated, even former cheerleader Skinner has skipped the Hillary scene.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2016election; arkansas; dummies; election2016; hillaryclinton; hitlery; newyork
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Even Skinner has abandoned them. That Clinton Cash must have dried up.
1 posted on 08/14/2015 5:32:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 08/14/2015 5:34:00 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (DUmmie Skinner: Bought & Paid For By Hillary)
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3 posted on 08/14/2015 5:35:18 PM PDT by South40 (Ted Cruz -- the Conservative's Choice for 2016)
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Sounds like the DUmmies just had a hillarygasm.


4 posted on 08/14/2015 5:37:05 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Cecil the Lion says, Stop the Slaughter of the Baby Humans!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

As bad as the internecine warfare is on our side of the equation, it’s worse over there.


5 posted on 08/14/2015 5:37:26 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Oh, and in case anybody is curious, the Chipmunk Hillary pic above is NOT photoshopped.


6 posted on 08/14/2015 5:44:19 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (DUmmie Skinner: Bought & Paid For By Hillary)
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I thought she was making farting sounds with her mouth in that picture. Oh well, “At this point, what difference does it make?” Making farting sounds or storing nuts in her cheeks. If we had an honest government, she’d be on the way to prison right now.


7 posted on 08/14/2015 5:49:35 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Cecil the Lion says, Stop the Slaughter of the Baby Humans!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

lol.
So sad


8 posted on 08/14/2015 5:49:57 PM PDT by GeronL (Cruz is for real, 100%)
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To: PJ-Comix

TOP TEN!!!!


9 posted on 08/14/2015 5:53:49 PM PDT by Mercat (The angel of the LORD encamps around those who fear him and delivers them.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

That’s a sub-forum specifically for Hillary supporters in which no anti-Hillary posts are allowed on pain of the ban hammer. If they post that kind of stuff ipin their main or other sub-forums, they get DESTROYED by the Sanders supporters (I.e, everyone else on that site ).


10 posted on 08/14/2015 5:57:16 PM PDT by Personal Responsibility (Trump campaign ad: Trump, in his Apprentice chair, saying "America, you're hired")
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To: PJ-Comix

Seem the Dems are “Over the Hillary”


11 posted on 08/14/2015 6:00:08 PM PDT by tophat9000 (SCOTUS=News peak)
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Democrats deserve Hillary. Democrats deserve all the misery that Hillary can and would dish out.... The rest of us don’t deserve any of it.


12 posted on 08/14/2015 6:01:36 PM PDT by Bullish (Face it, insanity is just not presidential.)
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To: PJ-Comix

https://twitter.com/sbauerap/status/632269456815865856


13 posted on 08/14/2015 6:07:12 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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I can see 2016 from my front porch if I squint real hard into the sun.


14 posted on 08/14/2015 6:10:41 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Sad fact, most people just want a candidate to tell them what they want to hear)
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To: PJ-Comix

I do not think Obama wants Bernie Sanders as the Democrat political candidate.

Who will be the Democrat candidate?


15 posted on 08/14/2015 6:19:47 PM PDT by marktwain
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It’s not what Obie wants, it’s who Valerie wants. If Hitlery goes down, we will find out who Valerie wants because that will be the nominee.


16 posted on 08/14/2015 6:25:46 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s, you weren't really there....)
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Very interesting. It is a good premise.

I wonder how Valerie would vet a candidate?

1. Somehow electible, by any means necessary.

2. Politically reliable and controlable, by any means avaialble. (lots of ways to get that, with the NSA, FBI, and CIA under your control.

3. Politically correct philosophy. A tertiary characteristic that can be tweaked once they are in office.


17 posted on 08/14/2015 6:40:28 PM PDT by marktwain
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To: ChildOfThe60s

Whoever can promise the most stuff. Bernie looks good (to them).


18 posted on 08/14/2015 6:49:03 PM PDT by berdie
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To: PJ-Comix

Hillaryous

Thanks.


19 posted on 08/14/2015 7:06:15 PM PDT by PGalt
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To: PJ-Comix

Geez, I don’t think I’ve thought about DU since the 2000 recount. Can’t believe they are still around — who knew lol


20 posted on 08/14/2015 7:09:37 PM PDT by MichelleWSC3
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