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Violence problem solved: criminals to buy CRIME insurance
The People’s Cube ^ | 6/10/2015 | Comrade Šterpin

Posted on 06/16/2015 1:28:10 PM PDT by HammerT

Let's give plaudits for House Democrat Rep. Carolyn Maloney (N.Y.) for her plan to require criminals to buy gun insurance:

Democrat Congresswoman Says Making Gang Members Buy Gun Insurance Will Stop Shootings

I’m afraid it won't be enough, though. Violence isn’t always the fault of guns; oftentimes it's the fault of fists, knives, feet, cricket bats, broken bottles, sewing needles, derringers, etc.

So there has to be a better solution to the country’s rampant violence problem, and not just locking up perps - what is that going to do?

We propose a Federal system whereby criminals will be required to purchase Federal CRIME insurance before they commit any violence:

CRIME - Commonsense Redistributional Income Mandated Equality

Since it’s estimated that everyone commits at least three federal felonies a day, this will apply to everyone with Intergalactic CRIME Insurance Policies

To make it fair, there will be a federal mandate to have an Intergalactic CRIME Insurance policy. Pre-existing crimes will not be a bar to an ICIP as has been in the past since everyone, including the private sector, will be required to be enrolled in the federal system, which will eliminate the uninsured criminal crisis.

If a criminal fails to file their Schedule 4399 (Federal and Local crime reporting) for crimes from the previous fiscal year and not covered by the insurance, the IRS will enforce the Federal violence surcharges every year beginning two years after implementation.

Each year will have an enrollment period for the next year’s crimes, with a mandatory listing of all the violence the criminals are contemplating for the next year: dates, places, and people along with the Victim Status Justification Code (VSJC). This will be a part of the new Federally Underwritten Crime – Universal Payment system. Violence Problem Solved!

FORWARD!

(Excerpt) Read more at thepeoplescube.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: banglist; crime; guncontrol; guns; satire; secondamendment; tyranny

1 posted on 06/16/2015 1:28:10 PM PDT by HammerT
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To: HammerT

Criminals can just self-identify as Victims.

Voila!


2 posted on 06/16/2015 1:30:16 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Live off the fat of anyone who is stupid enough to work. It's the American Way.)
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To: HammerT

The ‘solution’ as Representative Maloney puts it, lies in the spiritual realm, not in the legislature.

Get back to true family values, an get back to Church.

And leave our 2A alone.


3 posted on 06/16/2015 1:33:04 PM PDT by Paulie (America without Christianity is like a Chemistry book without the periodic table.)
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To: Uncle Miltie

Yes but everyone is a criminal and everyone is a victim... except for certain groups deemed not PC you see.


4 posted on 06/16/2015 1:33:38 PM PDT by HammerT (The Right to keep and bear arms: A Commonsense Civil Right)
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To: Paulie

But that makes to darn much sense.

Better to let people be disconnected from morality and run wild so the government can swoop in and ‘fix’ the problem with secret police and ‘fun camps’.


5 posted on 06/16/2015 1:35:50 PM PDT by HammerT (The Right to keep and bear arms: A Commonsense Civil Right)
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To: HammerT

Criminals should also have to wear body cameras.


6 posted on 06/16/2015 1:36:26 PM PDT by MUDDOG
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To: MUDDOG

More like eyeball cameras - see exactly what they see, unless their eyeballs get ripped out.


7 posted on 06/16/2015 1:49:16 PM PDT by Morpheus2009
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To: Morpheus2009

You lose the video feed, but it’s worth it.


8 posted on 06/16/2015 1:51:03 PM PDT by MUDDOG
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To: HammerT

We’ve got a criminal class without respect for the law. We’ve got a governmental class that won’t protect us from the criminals and wants to take away our means to protect ourselves.

We’re trapped between the criminal class and the governmental class.


9 posted on 06/16/2015 1:54:28 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: HammerT

The underclass doesn’t buy car insurance, and you expect them to buy gun insurance?
That is exactly the group that is the most irresponsible.


10 posted on 06/16/2015 1:55:01 PM PDT by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country.)
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To: HammerT

Just when you think you’ve seen stupid another politician raises the bar...


11 posted on 06/16/2015 2:01:33 PM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse

..Clowns to the Left of me, Jokers to the right.. here I am stuck in the middle with you...

Look at it this way - we have both a private and public criminal class..

At least the private criminal class does expect us to laud them for their efforts in screwing us over..


12 posted on 06/16/2015 2:05:49 PM PDT by HammerT (The Right to keep and bear arms: A Commonsense Civil Right)
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To: jsanders2001

And they think they know better and can run our lives for us..


13 posted on 06/16/2015 2:06:42 PM PDT by HammerT (The Right to keep and bear arms: A Commonsense Civil Right)
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To: HammerT

In a sane age this woman would have been expelled from Congress for her stupidity.


14 posted on 06/16/2015 3:04:28 PM PDT by GenXteacher (You have chosen dishonor to avoid war; you shall have war also.)
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In a sane age she wouldn’t have been elected in the first place.


15 posted on 06/16/2015 3:33:03 PM PDT by HammerT (The Right to keep and bear arms: A Commonsense Civil Right)
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