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Furious Obama Says Calls to Putin Going Straight to Voice Mail
The New Yorker ^ | September 2, 2014 | By Andy Borowitz

Posted on 09/04/2014 8:27:19 AM PDT by traumer

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/furious-obama-says-calls-putin-going-straight-voicemail


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KEYWORDS: humor; joke; satire
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To: Maceman

There is no satire or parody that could be worse than the reality of Obama.


81 posted on 09/04/2014 9:20:09 AM PDT by Starboard
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To: Starboard

Obozo has lived the protected life that many so called elite minorities have.

He has never really been challenged and is protected daily by his White House thugs, Holder and off course the left wing mediots.

Now, he is in the real world, where his PC bs doesn’t work and makes him look worse each day.

It will only get worse each day until the big left wing guys, like $oreA$$, who control him, get enough, and remove him from office.


82 posted on 09/04/2014 9:24:13 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (If you don't Donate to Free Republic. Shame on you! Freep Loaders are scum!)
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To: traumer
This is Vlad. I'm busy invading a country right now so please leave a message. Unless you are Obama.


83 posted on 09/04/2014 9:30:36 AM PDT by McGruff (You can lead a human to knowledge but you can't make him think)
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To: Grampa Dave

Its ironic that in this country Obama is shielded by a corrupt media that refuses to challenge him. But in the international realm, other leaders and the foreign media are not bowing down to him and in fact expose his weakness on a daily basis.

There are eerie similarities to Carter’s international failures.


84 posted on 09/04/2014 9:37:23 AM PDT by Starboard
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To: traumer

Well, in this case, even tough he’s a fascist thug, I gotta side with Putin.


85 posted on 09/04/2014 9:38:48 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: traumer

I suppose to Putin now it’s just another SPAMmer —


86 posted on 09/04/2014 9:39:43 AM PDT by imardmd1 (Fiat Lux)
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To: traumer

Obama: I draw the line at seven unreturned phone calls.


87 posted on 09/04/2014 9:41:19 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: traumer; All
Sorry if this has already been posted, but I cannot believe that the article indicates that Obama said the following. Please brace yourselves.
“Given what he has been up to in Ukraine over the past few weeks, I find it impossible believe he has been out of the office,” Obama said." --Obama

88 posted on 09/04/2014 9:44:08 AM PDT by Amendment10
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To: traumer

That’s because the caller ID is: 1-800-DOO-FUSS


89 posted on 09/04/2014 9:44:11 AM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
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To: traumer

I would do the same thing. If I were Putin, I wouldn’t even acknowledge the existence of Obama, Kerry or any of the other incompetent, empty suits. It’s got to be a joke. I would not deal with them either.


90 posted on 09/04/2014 9:49:33 AM PDT by riri (Plannedopolis-look it up. It's how the elites plan for US to live.)
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To: traumer

Check to see if his out-of-office message in on in his email. Maybe he’s on vacation?


91 posted on 09/04/2014 9:54:00 AM PDT by DoodleDawg
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To: maggief

I will use these...very funny


92 posted on 09/04/2014 10:00:40 AM PDT by BreezyDog
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To: F15Eagle

Hubby had a co worker once, a young man who also happened to be black. He had ever excuse under the sun when he missed work, including “my heart stopped”. I don’t think it’s a black thing, but a liberal thing. Someone else is always to blame.


93 posted on 09/04/2014 11:02:11 AM PDT by MomwithHope (Please support efforts in your state for an Article 5 convention.)
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To: traumer

I simply cannot stop laughing at that headline!


95 posted on 09/04/2014 11:58:53 AM PDT by Rebel_Ace (Tags?!? Tags?!? We don' neeeed no stinkin' Tags!)
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96 posted on 09/04/2014 12:06:05 PM PDT by Brother Cracker (You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box then 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
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To: Starboard

“Its ironic that in this country Obama is shielded by a corrupt media that refuses to challenge him. But in the international realm, other leaders and the foreign media are not bowing down to him and in fact expose his weakness on a daily basis.

There are eerie similarities to Carter’s international failures.”

This time we have the internet and the various sites which broadcast around the world when Obozo screws up.

The foreign mediots have zero loyalty to Obozo and his thugs.


97 posted on 09/04/2014 1:26:26 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (Holder & his black racist thugs have started another Black Washing in Ferguson.)
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To: traumer

furious? Did he curse on the 3rd hole? I don’t believe anything Obama says.


98 posted on 09/04/2014 2:03:32 PM PDT by jyro (French-like Democrats wave the white flag of surrender while we are winning)
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To: traumer

The author of your article is an equal opportunity satirist ...

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/growing-pressure-obama-something-stupid?src=mp

... both are brief, brilliant and spot on.


99 posted on 09/04/2014 4:34:40 PM PDT by shove_it (The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen -- Dennis Prager)
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