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DUmmie FUnnies 02-07-12 (DUmmies Happy Obama Angered Catholics)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 7, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/07/2012 5:12:08 PM PST by PJ-Comix

There is a DUFU edition in the very near future that I am going to have an absolute BLAST writing. It is when Obama is forced to REVERSE his decision to force Catholic hospitals and other institutions to provide contraceptive services via ObamaCare. Perhaps this regime thought they were being "reasonable" when they gave these institutions an extra year to fall into lockstep with their mandate. I am sure they never expected this MASSIVE reaction against this by the Catholics. Right now I'm positive the Bamster is cursing out his advisors (Axelrod? Sibelius? Jarret?) for putting him in a position that any seasoned politician would know to avoid in an election year, namely do NOT piss off a major section of the electorate. Rush Limbaugh himself today stated that he thought that Obama would be forced into a humiliating RETREAT on this policy:

RUSH: Folks, let me tell you something. Don't be surprised if the regime reverses this. I've heard that they're rethinking it, that Obama might be rethinking this ban that he's put in effect on the Catholic church and the schools and so forth. And it could be true. It could be true. I mean even Muslim clerics have come out against this decision.

You can see the DUmmies enjoying their temporary gloat in this THREAD, "President Obama was going to piss off somebody...he chose the Catholic Church. Good on 'im." So enjoy it for now, DUmmies, because it won't last long. Soon Obama will CAVE to reality and then embarrassing Freudenschade will kick in. So let us now watch the DUmmies celebrate the very fleeting "victory" of Obama over the Catholics in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, already licking his chops at the prospect of the inevitable outrage of the DUmmies soon to come when Obama ultimately caves, is in the [barackets]:

President Obama was going to piss off somebody...he chose the Catholic Church. Good on 'im.

[Good on 'im for flushing his election chances, along with that piss, down the toilet.]

I was listening to a discussion on Chucky Toad's show this morning, and the point was brought up that the administration knew SOMEONE was going to be pissed off about his health care plan. They had to make a choice; piss of the Catholic Church (their spokesman whined about how oppressed the felt -- all I could think of was Monty Python, "Look, he's oppressing me!"), or upset women. Obama decided to side with the women of America instead of the tax-exempt church with so many problems of its own.

[Actually Obama is going to piss off EVERYONE including YOU, DUmmie Atman after he is forced to CAVE.]

I think he should be applauded for that decision. As a reformed Catholic, I am disgusted at their whining, their bigotry, their child molestation...just about everything about the Catholic Church. But I still like women. Women's health should NOT be a bargaining chip, and the Catholic Church should remain a church, not a political organization. If they want to get involved in politics, let them give up their tax-exempt status and play on the same field as everybody else. Otherwise, I say STFU.

[Is a Reformed Catholic the same as a KENNEDY CATHOLIC?]

politically risky however. Lets see how it pans out.

[It will pan out into a freak out by the DUmmies when the inevitable cave by Obama kicks in. Freudenschade, baby!]

It's only politically risky if they allow the debate to be framed by the Corporate Media.

["Framed." The favorite buzzword of one Lackoff.]

Obama won the Catholic vote 56-44 in the last election. Catholics are concentrated in the battleground states. If he loses the Catholic vote he will lose those states and the election.

[From your lips to Goddess Gaia's ears.]

Catholics are concentrated in Michigan, Ohio, Wisconsin, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania which will all be battleground states this election.

[This idiotic decision by the Regime will even turn Massachusetts into a battleground state.]

If NJ is a battleground state, we have lost

[Reality check! Even Rhode Island is now a battleground state. It's all part of Obama's amazing Multi-Dimensional chess strategy of pissing off as many voting blocks as possible.]

I think you are framing the issue wrong.

[It that you, Lackoff?]

I was surprised by the number of MSNBC people who would on camera self identify as being Catholic.

[You would prefer that they self-identify as Wiccan?]

No need to piss of the leaders of America's fastest growing religion. Should have bribed them off instead first.

[We already know that Bart Stupak took the bribe. A nice cushy lobbying job in exchange for stabbing Catholics in the back on ObamaCare.]

The Catholic hierarchy thrives on outrage...

[I'm going to THRIVE on DUmmie outrage when Obama caves soon.]

Funny, I was told on this website that I'd better believe that he would cave.

[And you're going to be VERY FUnnie when Obama does cave. Soon. Very soon.]

Some days on DU, it seems like people choose to believe the worst about the President, before they've even put their socks on in the morning.

[Obama cave? Naw, it couldn't possibly happen. Hee! Hee!]

Obama has signaled a willingness to compromise. I don't know how this will come out;

[I know how this will come out. A cave by Obama followed by an extremely HILARIOUS DUFU when the DUmmie heads explode.]

My loss of patience is with those who do not understand that simple reality.

[The simple reality is that this Regime unnecessarily pissed off a large voting group and now have to do a HUMILIATING U-turn which makes them look even weaker. Yes a FUn DUFU will soon be born.]

The Catholic Church and Southern Baptists must lose their tax-exempt status.

[Charles Henrickson feels deprived since you left out LCMS Lutherans.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; catholicchurch; dummies
Freudenschade is ON THE WAY!!!
1 posted on 02/07/2012 5:12:15 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

I didn’t realize there were so many homosexuals over in the DUmpster. That’s amazing.


2 posted on 02/07/2012 5:15:02 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (So just where does the "buck stop" at the Department of "Justice"?)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 02/07/2012 5:15:55 PM PST by PJ-Comix ("Now I am become Death, destroyer of oysters" ---from the Buffetvad Gita)
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To: PJ-Comix
[We already know that Bart Stupak took the bribe. A nice cushy lobbying job in exchange for stabbing Catholics in the back on ObamaCare.]

A little info and clarification for those who don't know.

Venable LLP (lobbying) Bart Stupak, partner

Areas of Practice

Legislative and Government Affairs, Healthcare, Banking and Financial Services Regulation, Congressional Investigations, Energy, Communications.

Industries

Dietary Supplements, Cosmetics and Functional Foods Drugs, Medical Devices and Biologics
4 posted on 02/07/2012 5:19:34 PM PST by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: PJ-Comix

I don’t know how you do it.

These sub-humanoids at DU are beyond repulsive and evil.


5 posted on 02/07/2012 5:21:21 PM PST by FormerACLUmember
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To: PJ-Comix
Chucky Toad's show

Is it more embarrassing to be called 'Chucky' or 'Toad'?

6 posted on 02/07/2012 5:21:59 PM PST by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: PJ-Comix

You can always recognize a DUmmie by their quoting someone from PMSNBC.


7 posted on 02/07/2012 5:24:12 PM PST by AlexW
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To: Libloather

Chucky Toad. LOL! He actually does look like a toad. Maybe someone out there should do a graphic of Chucky Toad.


8 posted on 02/07/2012 5:41:14 PM PST by PJ-Comix ("Now I am become Death, destroyer of oysters" ---from the Buffetvad Gita)
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To: PJ-Comix
He actually does look like a toad.

Big day for PJ-Comix. Just tried a Google search for 'Chucky Toad show'. You topped the list as #1 AND #2.

9 posted on 02/07/2012 5:56:50 PM PST by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Who is Chucky Toad?


10 posted on 02/07/2012 6:17:02 PM PST by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix

More silly business from the Bizarro world kidz


11 posted on 02/07/2012 6:17:09 PM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: PJ-Comix

Perhaps Comrade Obama wants all 57 states to become battlegrounds.


12 posted on 02/07/2012 7:05:31 PM PST by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013 The end of an error.)
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All contributions are for the Current Quarter Expenses.


13 posted on 02/07/2012 7:28:52 PM PST by RedMDer (Forward With Confidence!)
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To: PJ-Comix

From your keyboard to God’s eyes PJ!


14 posted on 02/07/2012 8:41:20 PM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Ditter

My guess:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Todd


15 posted on 02/07/2012 9:03:16 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Look for Æthelblack the Unready to call for legal polygamy soon - ostensibly to pander to the Mormons but really to please his Mohammedan overlords.


16 posted on 02/07/2012 9:39:02 PM PST by decal (I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer
I didn’t realize there were so many homosexuals over in the DUmpster. That’s amazing.

No, not amazing. I'd say it's par for the course.



Where there's a shell, there's a way.

25 years ago, we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
Today we have Obama, no cash, and no hope!

If you can't appreciate the pure beauty of the violin after hearing this, something's wrong with your ears.

Or you can get raw with these strings.

How about this gamechanger from America's Got Talent (which they SHOULD have won).

And finally, this, dedicated to the one and only rdb2, whose eyes are growing dim.

Either way, the violin is sweet yet LETHAL.

Do it!

17 posted on 02/07/2012 10:07:31 PM PST by rdb3 (><>The mouth is the exhaust pipe of the heart.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Must read tomorrow, I need a laugh!


18 posted on 02/07/2012 10:14:15 PM PST by little jeremiah (We will have to go through hell to get out of hell)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 20!


19 posted on 02/08/2012 3:58:47 AM PST by Mr. Silverback ("Ron Paul should run for President of Iran."--Rush Limbaugh)
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To: PJ-Comix

Even if he caves, his stand on this issue will have a significant effect upon the coming election.


20 posted on 02/08/2012 4:03:19 AM PST by mware (By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West)
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To: cripplecreek; Impy; TigersEye; blackie; metmom; Quix

Pride before the fall. I guess it’s time to tell Catholic democrats: “Welcome to the party, pal.”


21 posted on 02/08/2012 5:04:45 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (George Washington: [Government] is a dangerous servant and a terrible master.)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Is a Reformed Catholic the same as a KENNEDY CATHOLIC?]

More like a NANCY PELOSI CATHOLIC.

22 posted on 02/08/2012 6:15:41 AM PST by bcsco
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson
The Catholic Church and Southern Baptists must lose their tax-exempt status.

[Charles Henrickson feels deprived since you left out LCMS Lutherans.]

LOL. We have several good friends who are Catholic and none of them voted for bambi.

23 posted on 02/08/2012 6:55:14 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Its my first time checking out one of your threads so I'm not sure if its a running joke, but, did you mean to spell it Freudenschade?
24 posted on 02/08/2012 7:08:36 AM PST by LanaTurnerOverdrive ("I've done a lot of things in my life that I'm not proud of. And the things I am proud of are disgus)
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To: LanaTurnerOverdrive
Its my first time checking out one of your threads so I'm not sure if its a running joke, but, did you mean to spell it Freudenschade?

Yup! Definitely an inside joke. And it's FUnnier than you think.

25 posted on 02/08/2012 7:19:14 AM PST by PJ-Comix ("Now I am become Death, destroyer of oysters" ---from the Buffetvad Gita)
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To: PJ-Comix

Keep your laws off my body, but feel free to put them all over everyone elses body!


26 posted on 02/08/2012 9:26:50 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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