Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 02-07-12 (DUmmies Happy Obama Angered Catholics)
Posted on 02/07/2012 5:12:08 PM PST by PJ-Comix
There is a DUFU edition in the very near future that I am going to have an absolute BLAST writing. It is when Obama is forced to REVERSE his decision to force Catholic hospitals and other institutions to provide contraceptive services via ObamaCare. Perhaps this regime thought they were being "reasonable" when they gave these institutions an extra year to fall into lockstep with their mandate. I am sure they never expected this MASSIVE reaction against this by the Catholics. Right now I'm positive the Bamster is cursing out his advisors (Axelrod? Sibelius? Jarret?) for putting him in a position that any seasoned politician would know to avoid in an election year, namely do NOT piss off a major section of the electorate. Rush Limbaugh himself today stated that he thought that Obama would be forced into a humiliating RETREAT on this policy:
RUSH: Folks, let me tell you something. Don't be surprised if the regime reverses this. I've heard that they're rethinking it, that Obama might be rethinking this ban that he's put in effect on the Catholic church and the schools and so forth. And it could be true. It could be true. I mean even Muslim clerics have come out against this decision.
You can see the DUmmies enjoying their temporary gloat in this THREAD, "President Obama was going to piss off somebody...he chose the Catholic Church. Good on 'im." So enjoy it for now, DUmmies, because it won't last long. Soon Obama will CAVE to reality and then embarrassing Freudenschade will kick in. So let us now watch the DUmmies celebrate the very fleeting "victory" of Obama over the Catholics in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, already licking his chops at the prospect of the inevitable outrage of the DUmmies soon to come when Obama ultimately caves, is in the [barackets]:
President Obama was going to piss off somebody...he chose the Catholic Church. Good on 'im.
[Good on 'im for flushing his election chances, along with that piss, down the toilet.]
I was listening to a discussion on Chucky Toad's show this morning, and the point was brought up that the administration knew SOMEONE was going to be pissed off about his health care plan. They had to make a choice; piss of the Catholic Church (their spokesman whined about how oppressed the felt -- all I could think of was Monty Python, "Look, he's oppressing me!"), or upset women. Obama decided to side with the women of America instead of the tax-exempt church with so many problems of its own.
[Actually Obama is going to piss off EVERYONE including YOU, DUmmie Atman after he is forced to CAVE.]
I think he should be applauded for that decision. As a reformed Catholic, I am disgusted at their whining, their bigotry, their child molestation...just about everything about the Catholic Church. But I still like women. Women's health should NOT be a bargaining chip, and the Catholic Church should remain a church, not a political organization. If they want to get involved in politics, let them give up their tax-exempt status and play on the same field as everybody else. Otherwise, I say STFU.
[Is a Reformed Catholic the same as a KENNEDY CATHOLIC?]
politically risky however. Lets see how it pans out.
[It will pan out into a freak out by the DUmmies when the inevitable cave by Obama kicks in. Freudenschade, baby!]
It's only politically risky if they allow the debate to be framed by the Corporate Media.
["Framed." The favorite buzzword of one Lackoff.]
Obama won the Catholic vote 56-44 in the last election. Catholics are concentrated in the battleground states. If he loses the Catholic vote he will lose those states and the election.
[From your lips to Goddess Gaia's ears.]
Catholics are concentrated in Michigan, Ohio, Wisconsin, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania which will all be battleground states this election.
[This idiotic decision by the Regime will even turn Massachusetts into a battleground state.]
If NJ is a battleground state, we have lost
[Reality check! Even Rhode Island is now a battleground state. It's all part of Obama's amazing Multi-Dimensional chess strategy of pissing off as many voting blocks as possible.]
I think you are framing the issue wrong.
[It that you, Lackoff?]
I was surprised by the number of MSNBC people who would on camera self identify as being Catholic.
[You would prefer that they self-identify as Wiccan?]
No need to piss of the leaders of America's fastest growing religion. Should have bribed them off instead first.
[We already know that Bart Stupak took the bribe. A nice cushy lobbying job in exchange for stabbing Catholics in the back on ObamaCare.]
The Catholic hierarchy thrives on outrage...
[I'm going to THRIVE on DUmmie outrage when Obama caves soon.]
Funny, I was told on this website that I'd better believe that he would cave.
[And you're going to be VERY FUnnie when Obama does cave. Soon. Very soon.]
Some days on DU, it seems like people choose to believe the worst about the President, before they've even put their socks on in the morning.
[Obama cave? Naw, it couldn't possibly happen. Hee! Hee!]
Obama has signaled a willingness to compromise. I don't know how this will come out;
[I know how this will come out. A cave by Obama followed by an extremely HILARIOUS DUFU when the DUmmie heads explode.]
My loss of patience is with those who do not understand that simple reality.
[The simple reality is that this Regime unnecessarily pissed off a large voting group and now have to do a HUMILIATING U-turn which makes them look even weaker. Yes a FUn DUFU will soon be born.]
The Catholic Church and Southern Baptists must lose their tax-exempt status.
[Charles Henrickson feels deprived since you left out LCMS Lutherans.]
I didn’t realize there were so many homosexuals over in the DUmpster. That’s amazing.
I don’t know how you do it.
These sub-humanoids at DU are beyond repulsive and evil.
Is it more embarrassing to be called 'Chucky' or 'Toad'?
You can always recognize a DUmmie by their quoting someone from PMSNBC.
Chucky Toad. LOL! He actually does look like a toad. Maybe someone out there should do a graphic of Chucky Toad.
Big day for PJ-Comix. Just tried a Google search for 'Chucky Toad show'. You topped the list as #1 AND #2.
Who is Chucky Toad?
More silly business from the Bizarro world kidz
Perhaps Comrade Obama wants all 57 states to become battlegrounds.
From your keyboard to God’s eyes PJ!
Look for Æthelblack the Unready to call for legal polygamy soon - ostensibly to pander to the Mormons but really to please his Mohammedan overlords.
No, not amazing. I'd say it's par for the course.
25 years ago, we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
If you can't appreciate the pure beauty of the violin after hearing this, something's wrong with your ears.
Or you can get raw with these strings.
How about this gamechanger from America's Got Talent (which they SHOULD have won).
And finally, this, dedicated to the one and only rdb2, whose eyes are growing dim.
Either way, the violin is sweet yet LETHAL.
Must read tomorrow, I need a laugh!
Even if he caves, his stand on this issue will have a significant effect upon the coming election.
Pride before the fall. I guess it’s time to tell Catholic democrats: “Welcome to the party, pal.”
More like a NANCY PELOSI CATHOLIC.
[Charles Henrickson feels deprived since you left out LCMS Lutherans.]
LOL. We have several good friends who are Catholic and none of them voted for bambi.
Yup! Definitely an inside joke. And it's FUnnier than you think.
Keep your laws off my body, but feel free to put them all over everyone elses body!
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