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Arizona Shooting May Prompt New Gun Rules
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 15 Jan 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/15/2011 4:01:10 PM PST by John Semmens

Arguing that “we must protect members of the ruling class from assaults by the governed,” Representative Peter King (R-NY) says he will introduce legislation that would make it a federal crime for anyone to possess a firearm within 1,000 feet of a government official.

“We can’t abide having a member of Congress—a person installed in a position of authority by voters at a cost of millions of dollars in campaign expenditures—struck down by the actions of an angry or crazed citizen like Jared Loughner,” King averred. “This imperils our political system in a way we cannot tolerate.”

The prospect that such a law could ensnare gun owners with no malicious intent didn’t faze King. “People must learn to be aware of their surroundings,” King contended. “Recognizing elected officials and keeping an appropriate distance if you are carrying a weapon isn’t too much to ask.”

Representative Carolyn McCarthy (D-NY) praised King’s initiative, but said “it doesn’t go far enough. The notion that anyone other than government law enforcement should be allowed to own or carry a firearm is the problem. Once we outlaw the private ownership of guns we’ll have greatly simplified the issue. We won’t have to measure distances or deal with the whole ‘self-defense’ excuse. Everyone’s defense will be provided by duly authorized government personnel. Everyone else with a gun will be, ipso facto, a criminal. The ‘battle line’ will be more clearly drawn and more easily enforced.”

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: giffords; guns; politicians; satire
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1 posted on 01/15/2011 4:01:11 PM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 01/15/2011 4:02:06 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Geeez, did he really say ruling class? That makes my guts turn over in my belly.

Arogance at its finest.


3 posted on 01/15/2011 4:02:52 PM PST by DirtyPigpen
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To: John Semmens

bump


4 posted on 01/15/2011 4:04:39 PM PST by GeronL (How DARE you have an opinion!!)
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To: DirtyPigpen
"A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative"
5 posted on 01/15/2011 4:05:59 PM PST by RonDog
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To: John Semmens

I’d like to see a bill that makes it illegal for politicians to come within a mile of normal Americans. Two miles if they have their hand out.


6 posted on 01/15/2011 4:08:23 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer ("New laws are always a "good idea" until the first time you have to enforce them." - Unknown)
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To: John Semmens

BLOAT! We did.


7 posted on 01/15/2011 4:08:33 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (We conservatives will always lose elections as long as we allow the MSM to choose our candidates.)
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To: John Semmens

Once again you wrote a good one


8 posted on 01/15/2011 4:09:48 PM PST by Nailbiter
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To: John Semmens
LOL, King is so ugly I could recognize him at 500 yards, that's probably why he wants to crimp my style with the elected Republican ladies.
9 posted on 01/15/2011 4:11:31 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Sarah and the Conservatives will rock your world.)
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To: John Semmens
"Representative Peter King (R-NY) says he will introduce legislation that would make it a federal crime for anyone to possess a firearm within 1,000 feet of a government official."

How about introducing this - Make it a Federal Crime for any Government Official to come within 1000 of someone in legal possession of a firearm.

10 posted on 01/15/2011 4:24:46 PM PST by Dacus943
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To: John Semmens

“We can’t abide having a member of Congress—a person installed in a position of authority by voters at a cost of millions of dollars in campaign expenditures—struck down...”

Another good one, John! Thanks!


11 posted on 01/15/2011 4:37:04 PM PST by toldyou (Even if the voices aren't real they have some pretty good ideas.)
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To: John Semmens

This is a good idea. And when there are two protected Federal people together, the keep-away distance should be 2000 feet. When the House is in full session, the gun free zone should be 435,000 feet, or 82 miles. And for SOTU, even more.

To help us recognize the protected people, we need to attach a strobe to their highest point, usually the head. An aircraft strobe beacon should do it. A loud audio chirper can be used that goes BEEP every fifteen minutes will help those visually impaired or people around the corner. Perhaps a runner that precedes the protected one with a different color strobe hat and big sign, so that we’ll know to get ourselves out of the way lest we get apprehended, arrested, arraigned, jailed, lose our jobs and sell our homes for legal fees should we actually exercise our right to be armed within Garand range of these people.


12 posted on 01/15/2011 4:43:31 PM PST by DBrow
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To: John Semmens
It would be easier to make illegal for a politician to come with in a thousand feet of a gun.
13 posted on 01/15/2011 4:44:47 PM PST by riverrunner
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To: John Semmens

Good job, John...again. I also loved the article about Sheriff Doofus.


14 posted on 01/15/2011 4:58:06 PM PST by fatnotlazy
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To: John Semmens

OUTRAGEOUS BTTT !!......:o)

Yet hard to see the line there John.

Stay safe !


15 posted on 01/15/2011 5:03:22 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: John Semmens
This problem will be solved when congresscritters are all sealed inside their plexiglas dome. After each election, we just cut a hole in the plexiglas, shove the new critters inside, then seal the hole. Easy.
16 posted on 01/15/2011 5:15:31 PM PST by TChad
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To: FlingWingFlyer

“Two miles if they have their hand out.”

They don’t have their hands out - that’s for beggars - the ruling class goes directly for your wallet!


17 posted on 01/15/2011 5:42:55 PM PST by aquila48
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To: John Semmens

“Representative Peter King (R-NY) says he will introduce legislation that would make it a federal crime for any Moslem to possess a goat within 1,000 feet of a government official.”


18 posted on 01/15/2011 6:05:15 PM PST by bunkerhill7
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To: aquila48

Didn’t the Pubbies say that new Legislation must have constitutional cover upon introduction. King thinks he really be a King, Ruling class, My A$$, why is he in the house of Commons and not in the house of Lords. We don’t have 57 states and we don’t have a RULING CLASS!


19 posted on 01/15/2011 6:15:59 PM PST by barb-tex (What else did you expect from the likes of 0? BTW, What ever happened to Rhodesia?, Oh, yes, Zimbabw)
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To: John Semmens

The new law should mandate that every breathin’ ass carry a gun.Wild west? What have you got now?


20 posted on 01/15/2011 6:16:40 PM PST by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life is tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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