DUmmie FUnnies 10-06-09 (Smoking Destroys Throat of William Rivers Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 6, 2009 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

This is a short but shocking DUFU edition today. William Rivers Pitt apparently opened up his Trust Fund checkbook and purchased his way into giving a speech at an Eleanor Roosevelt Awards Dinner held by Denver area Democrats. I could post his overlong boring speech which was my original intention but I just couldn't get over his voice. You can't hear him by clicking the pic above but if you go to TRUTHOUT, just scroll down to the video and click on it.

If you had ever heard Pitt's voice before his throat started getting eaten away by the cancer sticks, you would be as shocked as I am to hear the Pittster's voice. I remember him on the phone from Bukowksi's in early 2005, assuring me that he remembered every single detail of a long conversation that he wrote, word-for-word. Back then his voice sounded smooth and normal. However, years of sucking down those cigarettes, perhaps as many as 3 packs per day, have resulted in the raspy, unhealthy voice you hear on the video.

My advice to Pitt is to quit blowing his Trust Fund bucks to pay for ego enhancing speaking gigs and use the money to pay for medical attention. You need to quit smoking NOW or end up with a hole in your throat like this SINGING COWBOY.

Don't wait, Pitt. Pick up the phone and make an appointment with a doctor. Best to do it now before the ObamaCare waiting lines go into effect.

[PJ-Comix]

I had heard Pitt's voice had gone bad but I didn't realize just how bad until I saw his speech video.

[Charles Henrickson]

IN!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[techcor]

It’s only fair. Drinking has destroyed his liver and liberalism has destroyed his mind.

[Condor51]

5

[freedomlover]

IN before ten

[steve-b]

I thought he just wore out his vocal cords with overuse.

[Charles Henrickson]

The booze and the fags have not been kind to the Raspy One, who will turn 38 next month:

[Charles Henrickson]

[Ditter]

The Marlboro man sure died from tobacco. I met his brother Marlboro man #2, in New Mexico a few years ago. He smoked like a chimney, I’ll bet he is gone now too.

[frogjerk]

Who is this guy?

[GeronL]

He doesn’t post at DU as often as he use to. Doesn’t get the love he did just 24 business hours ago.

[GeronL]

does he not know about socks? or pants? cover those legs.

[Charles Henrickson]

If you look at that picture again, you’ll see he does have a sock on one of his three legs.

[Arrowhead1952]

Let him take the red or blue pills.

[jennyjenny]

It looks like some guy has his hand in Pitt’s pants.

[Charles Henrickson]

Like I say, Wee Willie needs to lay off the fags.

[VeniVidiVici]

I noticed the chick behind him is wearing a Michelle Obama original. She's missing the accessory belt though.

[dead]

You need to quit smoking NOW

Or in 24 business hours.

[GeronL]

lol.