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Oklahoma man woke to girlfriend biting his penis off: police (photo)
NY Daily News ^ | Friday, February 20, 2015 | Nina Golgowski

Posted on 03/16/2015 1:05:47 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

An Oklahoma man says he nearly lost his penis when he woke to find his girlfriend trying to bite it off.

A night of drinking and arguing led to the painful arousal when the victim said he found Amber Ellis "biting his (penis) off" as he slept on the couch Thursday, KJRH reported.

He told Tulsa police he fought the 31-year-old off but in the process she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.

Their earlier argument was over his accusing her of being too needy, he said.

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To: Moltke

Serious attention-getter, you betcha.


41 posted on 03/16/2015 2:10:59 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: Darksheare

A good man learns to do whatever the voices in his woman’s head say!


42 posted on 03/16/2015 2:14:12 AM PDT by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

When I woke up this morning
You were on my ****
And you were on my ****
I got troubles, whoa-oh
I got worries, whoa-oh
I got wounds to bind
— We Five


43 posted on 03/16/2015 2:45:38 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The dog days are over /The dog days are done/Can you hear the horses? /'Cause here they come)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Fwd that picture with info on over to the Clinton Foundation.


44 posted on 03/16/2015 2:51:06 AM PDT by jughandle (Big words anger me, keep talking.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Wow! She’s single!


45 posted on 03/16/2015 3:06:22 AM PDT by VerySadAmerican (Obama voters are my enemy. And so are RINO voters.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Darksheare

She looks like she could be Lorena Bobbit’s daughter.

Or- she was adjusting a bad job done by the Mohel?


46 posted on 03/16/2015 3:45:13 AM PDT by Gefn ("The world is mud-luscious and puddle wonderful" - e e cummings)
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To: jughandle

Yes, Bubba’s new girlfriend and Hillary’s future food czar.


47 posted on 03/16/2015 3:48:47 AM PDT by twister881
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To: Slings and Arrows

Amber Ellis aka Chew Chew

48 posted on 03/16/2015 3:56:04 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“...she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.”

Which one....?


49 posted on 03/16/2015 3:56:36 AM PDT by BCW (ARMIS EXPOSCERE PACEM)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Once bitten, twice shy.


50 posted on 03/16/2015 4:03:40 AM PDT by Flag_This (You can't spell "treason" without the "O".)
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To: Slings and Arrows

No thanks, like my body parts where they are.


51 posted on 03/16/2015 4:04:00 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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To: Slings and Arrows

All your penis are belong to her.


52 posted on 03/16/2015 4:07:29 AM PDT by samtheman
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To: gitmo

Yep, “eat me” is only a figure of speech.


53 posted on 03/16/2015 4:08:46 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Their earlier argument was over his accusing her of being too needy, he said. .......

hahahahhaahahah!!!

54 posted on 03/16/2015 4:11:38 AM PDT by high info voter (Liberal leftists would have "un-friended" Paul Revere!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Good thing he woke up.


55 posted on 03/16/2015 4:16:15 AM PDT by MNDude
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To: Slings and Arrows
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I.

The face says it all — there's crazy behind those eyes. Better to stay away from crazy people.

56 posted on 03/16/2015 4:19:50 AM PDT by MasterGunner01
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To: Slings and Arrows

“painful arousal” - that’s pretty clever.


57 posted on 03/16/2015 4:42:34 AM PDT by WayneS (Barack Obama makes Neville Chamberlin look like George Patton.)
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To: shibumi

“Did you find everything alright today?”


58 posted on 03/16/2015 4:46:49 AM PDT by papertyger (I didn't leave my party: my party betrayed me.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

59 posted on 03/16/2015 4:49:45 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Anyone remember Jennifer Wilbanks?
60 posted on 03/16/2015 4:51:38 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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