[Jen]

A reporter... OK, great!

Well, here are my answers to whatever questions you ask me "on the record." (And the translations...) ;-)

1. "No comment." (a. Buzz off, I'm going to lunch/happy hour.) (b. Hell if I know, you think the Ops pukes would tell me so I'd blab it to you?) (c. I'm too lazy to research the answer, so go away.)

2. "I have no information on that for you at this time." (I know a lot about it pal, but I'm not telling you diddly squat!)

3. "That's classified information that I cannot discuss." (Neener, neener, neener, you silly Civilian!)

4. "I don't know, but I'll take your question and get back to you." (Soon as there's a blizzard in Hades, you jerk.)

I'm just kidding you (a little) hahahahahaha!

Jen :-)

[Lo-Pro]

I'm impressed!!! Tell me more!! There's an anti-reporter special Ops squad, isn't there!!! (Where are Scully and Mulder when you need them??)

(you are very well-trained btw~!)

-impressed reporter chick-