AHHHH, I don't know how to break this too you. So I guess the best way is just to come right out witth it (steel yourself)....(ready?)
That's not the original Max Klinger.
I hate to be the one to break this to you but someone has to do it, and it should come from a friend.
SUCK IT UP big guy! It's not the end of the world...it'll be all right...trust me.
What!?!??! There goes my weekend. I'll need a lot of TLC to get over this one. :-(