[wordsofearnest]

Q. Know the difference between Catholics and Baptists in
the liquor store?

A. Catholics say hello to each other.

[Phantom Lord]

I am in the process of opening a restuarant/bar and several baptists have made comments to me about the "evils" of the bar businesses. I told them I will have parking spots for them in the back so their neighbors won't see their cars.

[JohnnyZ]

Always bring two Baptists with you when you go fishing:

If you bring one, he'll drink all your beer; if you bring two, they won't drink any.

:)