[Argus]

From reading the article, this looks like more of the same from the US Bishops who have the ceaseless, nervous need of a hyperactive toddler to inject novelty into the Mass simply for the sake of doing something "different". I wouldn't be surprised if they suggested everybody do the hokey-pokey while receiving Communion, just for kicks.

[Thorondir]

And... Coming soon to a parish near you! Rainbow clown wigs and tapdance lessons for our wacky irreverent new Rubrics Dejure! Stand by while Father Lightloafers replaces that stuffy old pipe organ with a brand new calliope! Free cotton candy and condom baloons for the kids! And be sure to meet in the parish hall at the witching hour for a viewing of the film Bishop Limpwrist has approved for all audiences: The Theology of NAMBLA.

Wow... I just can't wait...