[Alex Murphy]

On the other hand, they have invented a "3 way" light bulb, but I'll let you on to a little secret: It's actually a "4 way" bulb.

Must be a huge secret. No matter how hard I've tried, I still can only get the one end of it to screw in.

[SoothingDave]

Grasshopper, you miss the important fact.... the lightbulb has to really want to change.

SD