To: SoothingDave; drstevej
Can we call it the "Chrism-atic 9000"? We'll make a gasoline-powered one for outdoor Masses. Ooooh, I like it! We get to cut out the middleman, and pass the salvific effects directly on to YOU! In the past, I was thinking of franchising it out to the Earl Scheib people, but this is a much better idea.
Note to Pope Piel: we will need shoulder-mounted, industrial-model, gasoline-powered baptismal sprayers for large crowds. 49psi or higher please. And professional drying booths.
428 posted on
07/02/2003 11:42:04 AM PDT by
Alex Murphy
(Athanasius contra mundum!)
To: Alex Murphy; SoothingDave
It's great to have a creative staff. Sounds great!
I wonder which will be harder to explain to my present [non-denominational, non-Chrismatic] constituency:
[1] My being Pope, or
[2] My endorsement of the Chrism-atic 9000.
To: Alex Murphy; drstevej
gasoline-powered baptismal sprayersCareful. Not in California.
They will have to be electric.
And cost a fortune.
443 posted on
07/02/2003 1:09:14 PM PDT by
Dr. Eckleburg
(There are very few shades of gray.)
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