Catholics don't do anything remotely like that, ridiculous claims in Jack Chick tracts notwithstanding.
However ... there's a book you ought to read, called "Daily Life in Ancient Israel," by Fr. Roland deVaux, O.P. Don't let the fact that deVaux is a Dominican priest throw you. The book is considered to be one of the classic archaeological and anthropological texts on its topic.
One of the things that may surprise you is just how externally similar ancient Israelite religion -- as specified in Exodus and Leviticus, not as later corrupted -- was to Canaanite paganism.
Maybe God doesn't approach this thing the way you do.
I was not suggesting that they did, I was trying to find common ground that we could both agree on. And I assure you, Jack Chick was not and is not influential in my views of Catholisism.
Maybe God doesn't approach this thing the way you do.
...I'm sure he doesn't... Somehow I think He's a lot smarter than me.