[Illbay]

BibChr and other Bible-thumpers, translation by Illbay:

As a believer in Jesus, I read what He says several hundred years' worth of pseudo-Christian demagogues say that Christ said, I believe conform to it like a good little minion, I affirm it (so they won't hurt me). I would be an arrogant fool show some actual guts and fortitude to do otherwise--and I just don't got what it takes.

[BibChr]

Illbay, no translation necessary:

My cult has so destroyed my ability to think independently, reason, and process facts that when others directly quote Scripture I can't even deal with it, so I have to throw my knife wider and wider in the hopes that they'll forget the point I never considered in the first place!

Dan

[CARepubGal]

Philosophies of men mingled with scripture pretty well sums up the Book of Moron. And your Garments will not help you in the lake of fire: In other words, you are on a downward path to hell. Of course, you could actually read the word of God, not an invention by a pervert (JS). Or is that too christian for you Illbay?