[CCWoody]

"(Not that there are always terribly important differences between SBC Calvinists and Reformed Baptists, but I thought I should point out that the SBC folks usually don't use the "Reformed" terminology.)"

It seems like I might be able to find a joke with 2 Baptists and a bridge....

"Anyway, I do wonder how the MJ could be hidden on the roof! And I wonder who was tending it (if anyone)!"

Well, according to the story, the weed was being grown as the found water next to it. I'm guessing that somebody figured that the cops (or mom & dad) wouldn't look for his stuff if he hid it on the local church roof.

And now the joke (only slightly crass):

"Do you know why you should always invite TWO Baptists to go fishing with you?"
"Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer . . invite two and they won't drink any."

[CCWoody]

A man was standing off the edge of the Sydney Harbour Bridge --about to jump.


A passer-by tried to talk him down; he asked: "well, are you a Christian?" to which the man answered "yes."

He exclaimed: "great, me too; what kind of Christian are you? Orthodox, Catholic, Protestant?"

The answer was: "Protestant."

"Me too; what kind of Protestant? Anglican, Baptist, Presbyterian, Methodist, Pentecostal?"

The answer was: "Pentecostal."

The man got excited: "me too; are you an initial evidence or a third wave Pentecostal?"

"Initial evidence."

"Me too; what kind of initial evidence? Are you a AOG, CRC, COC, CCC?"

"AOG."

Now, he got really excited: "Me too; are you Premillenial, Post Millenial or Amillenial?"

The guy on the bridge said: "Amillenial" and with that the passer-by, becoming very angry, screamed: "Die, heretic!" and pushed him off the bridge.

[CCWoody]

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.