Joseph Smith's Consent Needed to Enter Heaven (Journal of Discourses, Vol. 7, p.282-91)

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[Wrigley]

We see another parallel between ariminians and mormons.

When you call into question what they write, you are intending to attack.

[Revelation 911]

hey x - what'd Jean say - I stopped paying attention on line 2 - not enough swear words and pictures

[Revelation 911]

what did I attack ? -

[Wrigley]

Did I say you?

[Revelation 911]

you said "they"

[xzins]

I'm simply addressing the forced connection between Joe Smith and Methodism.

This isn't the first time that jean's called arminianism into question. When someone question what calvinism writes, have you ever seen any calvinist respond to it as if it were an attack?

[Wrigley]

Yes, I did.

What don't you understand?

[xzins]

I think we should declare Tuesdays to be "I'm a Calvinist Day."

Then, those of us who aren't can try on those clothes and pretend to be total determinists.

Actually, I can already do that via "the perfection of God's foreknowledge," but I've never done it via "God planned every detail of anything I'll ever do."

Corin, Rev....whachasay? Tuesday is "I'm a Calvinist Day."

Thursday will be "I'm an Arminian Day." Will they play?

Sunday can be "I'm a Biblicist Day." That's the day we get to pretend that the entire bible is true whether we can fully explain how it fits together or not.

[Wrigley]

This isn't the first time that jean's called arminianism into question.

That is true and doesn't concern me at all. Now, on the other hand if he started to agree with basic arminian theology, I'd be very concerned.

When someone question what calvinism writes, have you ever seen any calvinist respond to it as if it were an attack?

I won't say that it never happens, but I can't think of the last time it did.

[xzins]

Thanks.

[Corin Stormhands]

I think we should declare Tuesdays to be "I'm a Calvinist Day."

Do we get costumes?

[P-Marlowe]

Ok but we'll reserve Wednesday for all of us Calminians.
_{Or are we Arminivinists?}

[Wrigley]

Calminians.

You know Calvinists like first billing.

[xzins]

cute skirt.

but I was never sure those purses matched.

[Calvinist_Dark_Lord]

cute skirt.

It's called a kilt! A skirt has less material, and the sporran is not for fashion!

Were i you, and thank God i'm not, i'd be real careful about irritating the Scots...last time somebody did that, it finally got resolved with the King of Scots sitting on the English Throne!

Next time we get irritated, we may just take over the whole bloody world!, and make the world flag some cool color pattern, like...."Loud" MacLeod so we can make all of you with "fashion sense" puke when you look at it!

[Wrigley]

I'm starting to understand those soccor riots now.

[xzins]

My wife, a Crawford, acts just like you.

She gets all weepy over this odd green & purplish plaid. I just don't get it.

[fortheDeclaration]

Just because some men have only a partial understanding of God, a warped understanding of God or even deny that God exists, God does not change. And neither does the truth.

Amen!

[Calvinist_Dark_Lord]

I'm starting to understand those soccor riots now.

Not until you've seen Rangers vs Celtics in Glasgow you haven't!

Blood and Beer flow freely, and at the same rate!

(The game is sometimes entertaining as well!)

[Calvinist_Dark_Lord]

She gets all weepy over this odd green & purplish plaid. I just don't get it.

Lot of history that.