[Frumanchu]

There was a similar thread last year sometime with many of these jokes. I wish I could find that thread...there were some good ones. My contribution:

How many Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He holds the lightbulb up and the lightbulb actually physically becomes light itself. This is called transillumination and it's completely Biblical!

[Larry Lucido]

There was a similar thread last year sometime with many of these jokes. I wish I could find that thread...there were some good ones.

Might have been one of these:

How Many Church People Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

How many choir members does it take to change a light bulb?

[Larry Lucido]

And don't forget this classic:

How Many FReepers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? (A little rant )