[Rum Tum Tugger]

I am happy to be able to report that the shortage of priests will soon be over.

My Bishop Robert Lynch (St. Petersburg Diocese) has publicly stated that after JP II is gone, celibacy will end and women will be ordained to the priesthood. That should solve the priest shortage. Hallelujah!!! It's heart-warming to know that I live in a modern Catholic Diocese. The Holy Spirit moves in mysterious ways if you are a miscreant, gay Bishop.

Long live JP II!!!

[american colleen]

My Bishop Robert Lynch (St. Petersburg Diocese) has publicly stated that after JP II is gone, celibacy will end and women will be ordained to the priesthood. That should solve the priest shortage.

Exactly what "Father" Richard McBrien said the other night on 60 Minutes.

Female ministers sure helped the mainline Christian denoms retain their integrity, right?