Is that a question? I'm an atheist. However, the beginning of this thread asked the reader if they could guess the source of the blockquote I left unattributed - - Anton LaVey's Satanic Bible. Although the source is not credible with a lot of people, he does list a number of holidays (I do not observe) that you'd probably just love...
Your nick is a legendary Satanist who was very afraid of Christianity. What else would I think.