[eastsider]

2. Christ's self-revelation at the marriage of Cana.

The apostles are lounging around nursing hangovers the morning after the wedding at Cana. Peter groans, "I need some water."

Jesus says, "I'll get you some."

Peter screams, "No! No! Not you!"

[Desdemona]

STOP THAT!!!! I have to be quiet at work.