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Dear Father Calvin, This is Jesse, Father, I know that you're dead and everything, but that doesn't matter, because I know that you are somewhere in the ethers of heaven waiting for me to ask you for help. On earth you knew it all so I figure you know even more now, as you are likely on the right hand of the right hand of the right hand of the right hand of the right hand of God.

Could you please Father, grant me wisdom to understand that the ark which saves is a CHURCH of some kind. That means don't you know, that I am now able to save myself if I can just find the RIGHT CHURCH! Holy Moses, what a revelation!

Mary, I have learned, is the ARK of the NEW Covenant, which means, yes it does, that MARY is The WORD of GOD! Holy double Moses!! So Mary created the earth and everything in it was created for Mary! What I need to do now is join just as fast as I can, The Church of Mary so I can save myself.

I thought I was saved when I believed that Jesus was the Son of God, the Redeemer and that He was the Word (John is just plain wrong!!) and the ARK of the New Covenant. I see now that his words at the last supper to the apostles is all a lie but now that I see that he is just day old bread after all, I'm forgetting all about the guy.

So anyway, Father Calven, holy French Dutchman whatever, please send me an answer pronto OKAY and guise me to a church. I'll send my address in a more private prayer. Thanks a lot, your devoted Jesse

That means don't you know, that I am now able to save myself if I can just find the RIGHT CHURCH!

Jesus established a Church of which the gates of hell would not prevail. (Matthew 16:18)

Jesus called his Church "the pillar and foundation of truth." (1 Timothy 3:16)

Jesus is the Truth. (John 14:6)

Therefore, the Church is Jesus. (1 Corinthians 12:2)

When you find the Church of Jesus, you find Jesus and the most sure means of salvation. (1 Corinthians 10:16)