[Polycarp]

BTW, Will you let me hit a bucket of balls on your lawn? I've wanted to do that since I visited the Vatican in 1974. A three par golf course on the grounds would be awesome.

Certainly. And for you, I'll even be caddy. ("Your HolyPolyPopeNess, what club here?" "Ahh, astute question, my son. We would recommend the Council of Trent 9 Iron Club.")

(And since I'll obviously never be PopePolyCarp, this really isn't a sacriligious attempt at humor. But it is a poor attempt. Hit 'em straight and long.)

[Wrigley]

As opposed to the Spanish Inquisition Driver?

[drstevej]

***Hit 'em straight and long.***

I hear the back nine is named after Torquemada. Either hit the ball orthodox or you wind up in some traps you'll never get out of!

:0)