[CCWoody]

I noticed in your parody that you made Rabbi CCWoody the one with the long donkey ears as he is the only one who is listening. I must be a wise teacher indeed. ;-)

[JesseShurun]

Rabbi Jesse and Rabbi Woody were out in the field plowing with 12 pairs of oxen.

Why this work will be done in no time! remarked Rabbi Woody.

Rabbi Jesse disagreed. Once we're done,he said, we have to start over again and again until we or the oxen fall over dead.

But these oxen will never die! Rabbi Woody said.

You are learning, Rabbi Jesse said. Now, there's only 41 more fields to plow.