[Wrigley]

Here's one I really enjoy.

[drstevej]

50 Ways to leave the Mormons [Tune: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover by Paul Simon]

Slip off the G's, Bea,

Testify it's a crock, Rock

You don't have to be Ex'd, Rex, Just listen to me

Join Ex-mo, Flo, If you want to discuss it

Write your letter today, Ray, And get yourself free

and a 51st way...