O I'm the Intelligent Designer Of the universe, what could be finer? I made the sun, the moon, and the stars, I carved the Face on Mars, I've hidden the missing link, I led Clinton to the sink.
Betwixt the fossil gaps, Is where you'll find me ... perhaps. Whatever you can't understand, 'Tis proof that I've played my hand.
As long as there are problems yet unsolved, You may claim that nothing has evolved.