[narses]

Can I be you or patent for a while? It might make me seem smarter than I am (and more temperate, more patient, more charitable, better educated, etc).

[patent]

Better try the sitetest name.

[sitetest]

Dear narses,

Sure you can be me! Though I highly recommend trying to be Mike, just about now, as he is offering generous compliments to me, and I sure wouldn't mind if there were two of him right now!

Mike - Thanks.

sitetest
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