Care to propose a function for all of these pseudogenes scattered throughout the genome (mutated beyond repair in most instances)? You would make quite a splash in the field!
I'm not into just so stories so I decline the offer for extrapolation.
But since you appear to be interested in those mysteries, I'll ask you---
Care to propose a function(s) for all of the copies of this post in all of their various forms on all of the computers between me and you?