[PatrickHenry]

It had been weeks since I had a paying client, and I was thinking of giving up the private eye business and getting a real job. Then this oddball walked into my office -- backwards. Right away I suspected trouble. "A horse with no legs--eyes... hamburger---rice krispy--marshmallow candy/cakes!" He said.

"I charge $100 a day, plus expenses," I told him. "What can I do for you?"

He continued to face away from me. Then I noticed the smiley face painted on the rear-end of his trousers. Alarm bells started going off in my head. Something was definitely wrong with this guy.

"Don't expect everyone to think--communicate at your level!" he muttered.

[f.Christian]

sock puppets?

[VadeRetro]

"How about...you have effects---falsely defining cause/causes!" he continued.

I sighed. Religion again?