Your simplified and designed argument against design does not consider effects and results out of your model. Your fairies are undocumented or are contrived by you to do your bidding, unless you have a link or source for the Ice Fairy believers. And your final contention of perversity in even considering an agency outside of randomness to explain the adaptation of life is a baseless charge against those that reject the just so stories you espouse.
Not just that. The contention by evolutionists that you can randomly mutate was is essentially a program which is far more complex than any program man has ever developed is utterly ridiculous. For those who do not believe me, just go around randomly changing bits and bytes in any computer program you have and let me know what improvements you got!