You: "That is silly. Our omnipotent God used evolution to create the universe as it is exists today."
Me:I don't know what god you believe in but the Judeo Christian God is not an ape. We are created in His image which of course is not that of a primitive ape. Secondly you ought to read the Bible and double check the Hebrew. Days ARE 24 hours long in Creation and also pay CLOSE attention to the ORDER in which God created. The Judeo Christian God also doesn't lie. When He says SEVEN 24 hour days He means just that!
It is not possible to believe in the Judeo Christian God and evolution at the same time. To believe in evolution attempts to mock God (an ape) and call Him a liar. The Judeo Christian God is beyond our intellect. Also it is the premise of the evolutionist that there is NO god. It is not a coincidence that notable evolutionists are atheists. You've been duped by ignorance from many angles. Needless to say you also know nothing about science or being objective. Evolution is a joke riddled with hoaxes. It's like saying Bill Clinton is an honest man with honest intentions. Fat chance!
You: "Men of limited imagination and faith like you try to limit God's abilities to something they contain in their small minds."
Me: This is too funny. My faith is complete in His Word. Your's is not and you allow your imagination to run wild with fantasties of evolution. I don't limit God's abilities as you do through believing He couldn't get it right, was an ape and took millions of years to create all we see and don't see. It is YOU who is small minded, ignorant and lack faith, reason and logic.
Me: Assuming you have a "day job" if that fails you for some reason, consider being a stand up comic. You'd be a natrual. You really gave me quite a chuckle in more ways than one.
Me:I don't know what god you believe in but the Judeo Christian God is not an ape. We are created in His image which of course is not that of a primitive ape.
<cough> ROTFL <cough> <cough> ... Yep, we all know God is, in fact, an old white man on a throne!
Your Judeo-Christian God has truly been created in the image and likeness of men. He is a cruel God with much blood on his hands. He is a God of very limited imagination and capabilities.
My God is all loving and is truly omnipotent. He is nothing like the God you have put into the impossibly small box you call the bible.