I'm sick for you as well. Honest to God, this is a sin, literally. No use calling Cardinal Law's Office, he's got other things on his mind.
Someone (history_matters maybe) told me to call the CCD office in my case (Communion on the tongue) and maybe you could start there, and call all the Archdiocese offices - you have a week. This is just outrageous! Also, I think maybe you should type a short, maybe #12 or #14 font letter and leave in in each and every misselette thingy on the back of the pews - you could actually do it before Saturday Mass and then again on Sunday. Or, you could just make sure the parents of the First Communicants know the facts - and word will spread. Doesn't this stuff make you mad and then want to cry? Wait, you're a guy, but it makes me want to cry. Why do Rome/Archdiocese/Parishes wonder why we are apathetic (OK, not us in particular) - everything has been so cheapened that most people naturally feel that God is just not relevant in everyday life.
I'm so mad!
That's part of the problem with these abuses. People begin to think that everything's up for grabs. Once they sense that, they begin to think, "Why bother?" You can get "up for grabs" on TV for free.